The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Neo Darkhalen52,234 pages
Originally posted by Mairuzu
i dont give a shit, i hate that *****

With Mairuzu on that she's so ****ing annoying.

Nobody likes me. 🙁

and the way she does her makeup is annoying

and most of her faces are annoying

http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-GB&vid=1c2e456f-c332-4c56-b72c-3d341bba1ff6&ocid=today&from=today

Originally posted by Röland
Nobody likes me. 🙁
Lie

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Lie

Haha, got me. awesome

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
http://video.msn.com/video.aspx?mkt=en-GB&vid=1c2e456f-c332-4c56-b72c-3d341bba1ff6&ocid=today&from=today

ACHTUNG ! FRIKADELLEN ! zeee germans

Originally posted by Mairuzu
and the way she does her makeup is annoying

and most of her faces are annoying

It's awesome

She's awesome

AWESOME I SAY

Originally posted by Röland
Nobody likes me. 🙁

Lies

BLACK SHUCK

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It's awesome

She's awesome

AWESOME I SAY

No, she's not!!!!!!!

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
It's awesome

She's awesome

AWESOME I SAY

Maybe if im drunk

Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.

Ha! good times.

Montgomery County

Dr. Evil: Gentlemen, I have a plan. It's called blackmail. The Royal Family of Britain are the wealthiest landowners in the world. Either the Royal Family pays us an exorbitant amount of money, or we make it seen that Prince Charles has had an affair outside of marriage and therefore would have to divorce!
Number Two: Prince Charles *did* have an affair. He admitted it, and they are now divorced.
Dr. Evil: Right, people you have to tell me these things, okay? I've been frozen for thirty years, okay? Throw me a frickin' bone here! I'm the boss! Need the info.
[pause]
Dr. Evil: Okay no problem. Here's my second plan. Back in the 60's, I had a weather changing machine that was, in essence, a sophisticated heat beam which we called a "laser." Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.
Number Two: [pause] That also already has happened.
Dr. Evil: Shit. Oh hell, let's just do what we always do. Hijack some nuclear weapons and hold the world hostage. Yeah? Good! Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for... ONE MILLION DOLLARS!
Number Two: Don't you think we should ask for *more* than a million dollars? A million dollars isn't exactly a lot of money these days. Virtucon alone makes over 9 billion dollars a year!
Dr. Evil: Really? That's a lot of money.
[pause]
Dr. Evil: Okay then, we hold the world ransom for...
Dr. Evil: One... Hundred... BILLION DOLLARS!

I'd read it but... whatever

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Lies
that's pretty much what I said!
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
Dr. Evil: Scott, I want you to meet daddy's nemesis, Austin Powers
Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him?
Dr. Evil: I have an even better idea. I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death.
The first one was on TV a few days ago, love that film.

i like bums.