The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Moosey52,234 pages
Originally posted by Slay
No? I've had a gf for almost 2 years now, and Scott is happily engaged with Enrico.

Idiota.

Rocco, not Enrico.

Originally posted by Slay
No? I've had a gf for almost 2 years now, and Scott is happily engaged with Enrico.

Enrico? D:

Originally posted by Moosey
Nope, I just think they're the ****all endall. 👆

What? NO. He stayed over once in a while, we shared a corndog once...but that was it.

Oh really?

Originally posted by Moosey
Idiota.

Rocco, not Enrico.


Well, I can't keep track of all the guys you get engaged to. Who's it going to be tomorrow, Scott? Hector? Zenon? Majulio?

I'm so afraid of driving with my uncle

He's gonna get me killed or seriously injured one day

british people... what does "clobber" mean?

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
I'm so afraid of driving with my uncle

He's gonna get me killed or seriously injured one day

Grow some

Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”

Caller: “Electronics, please.”

Me: “We’re an electronics store, ma’am. Could you be more specific?”

Caller: “Umm…just one moment.”

(She hangs up. Five minutes later, she calls back.)

Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”

Caller: “Electronics DEPARTMENT, please.”

Me: “…”

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Grow some

I can't handle things as well as you can nope

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”

Caller: “Electronics, please.”

Me: “We’re an electronics store, ma’am. Could you be more specific?”

Caller: “Umm…just one moment.”

(She hangs up. Five minutes later, she calls back.)

Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”

Caller: “Electronics DEPARTMENT, please.”

Me: “…”

crylaugh

Me: “How can I help you, sir?”

Customer: “I’ll take a large coffee and something for my wife…maybe an apple cruller?”

(He pays for his stuff and I see him walk out to a car parked right in front of the store. He gets in, but the car doesn’t move. After about a minute, he storms back into the store.)

Customer: *loudly* “What kind of donut do you recommend for a hatchet-faced old witch?!

Me: “Uh….”

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”

Caller: “Electronics, please.”

Me: “We’re an electronics store, ma’am. Could you be more specific?”

Caller: “Umm…just one moment.”

(She hangs up. Five minutes later, she calls back.)

Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”

Caller: “Electronics DEPARTMENT, please.”

Me: “…”

She should have said department louder

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
british people... what does "clobber" mean?
to clobber someone? beat them up? hit them? kick the shit outta 'em awecool

Originally posted by the.kenzo
Me: “How can I help you, sir?”

Customer: “I’ll take a large coffee and something for my wife…maybe an apple cruller?”

(He pays for his stuff and I see him walk out to a car parked right in front of the store. He gets in, but the car doesn’t move. After about a minute, he storms back into the store.)

Customer: *loudly* “What kind of donut do you recommend for a hatchet-faced old witch?!

Me: “Uh….”

lul

so much to watch

Customer: “Excuse me, when does the non-smoking sign go off?”

Me: “It doesn’t. You’re not allowed to smoke on this flight.”

Customer: “But it’s lit up! The seatbelt light turns off, and I think I need a smoke.”

Me: “You’re not allowed to smoke on an airplane.”

Customer: “I can’t just go outside and smoke, can I? *points to an emergency exit*

Me: “Er…good luck with that….”

eh

ladyc

i miss piggles sigs of girls legs

(We were having a toy drive - if you bought and donated any $5 toy, you could receive 20% off your entire purchase. A woman wearing a fur coat was buying five bags of toys.)

Me: “Ma’am, would you be interested in donating a toy today? Since your total comes to $400, you’d save $80–”

Customer: *angrily* “My husband and I donate to CHARITY, so I don’t think I need to be guilt-tripped into your awful little toy drive!”

Me: “Your total is $400, then.”

Customer: “Is there any way I can get a discount?”

Me: “No…no, I’m afraid not.”

(We were having a toy drive - if you bought and donated any $5 toy, you could receive 20% off your entire purchase. A woman wearing a fur coat was buying five bags of toys.)

Me: “Ma’am, would you be interested in donating a toy today? Since your total comes to $400, you’d save $80–”

Customer: *angrily* “My husband and I donate to CHARITY, so I don’t think I need to be guilt-tripped into your awful little toy drive!”

Me: “Your total is $400, then.”

lets just leave it at this, its more funny