Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”
Caller: “Electronics, please.”
Me: “We’re an electronics store, ma’am. Could you be more specific?”
Caller: “Umm…just one moment.”
(She hangs up. Five minutes later, she calls back.)
Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”
Caller: “Electronics DEPARTMENT, please.”
Me: “…”
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”Caller: “Electronics, please.”
Me: “We’re an electronics store, ma’am. Could you be more specific?”
Caller: “Umm…just one moment.”
(She hangs up. Five minutes later, she calls back.)
Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”
Caller: “Electronics DEPARTMENT, please.”
Me: “…”
crylaugh
Me: “How can I help you, sir?”
Customer: “I’ll take a large coffee and something for my wife…maybe an apple cruller?”
(He pays for his stuff and I see him walk out to a car parked right in front of the store. He gets in, but the car doesn’t move. After about a minute, he storms back into the store.)
Customer: *loudly* “What kind of donut do you recommend for a hatchet-faced old witch?!
Me: “Uh….”
Originally posted by the.kenzoShe should have said department louder
Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”Caller: “Electronics, please.”
Me: “We’re an electronics store, ma’am. Could you be more specific?”
Caller: “Umm…just one moment.”
(She hangs up. Five minutes later, she calls back.)
Me: “Thank you for calling ****. How may I direct your call?”
Caller: “Electronics DEPARTMENT, please.”
Me: “…”
Originally posted by the.kenzo
Me: “How can I help you, sir?”Customer: “I’ll take a large coffee and something for my wife…maybe an apple cruller?”
(He pays for his stuff and I see him walk out to a car parked right in front of the store. He gets in, but the car doesn’t move. After about a minute, he storms back into the store.)
Customer: *loudly* “What kind of donut do you recommend for a hatchet-faced old witch?!
Me: “Uh….”
lul
Customer: “Excuse me, when does the non-smoking sign go off?”
Me: “It doesn’t. You’re not allowed to smoke on this flight.”
Customer: “But it’s lit up! The seatbelt light turns off, and I think I need a smoke.”
Me: “You’re not allowed to smoke on an airplane.”
Customer: “I can’t just go outside and smoke, can I? *points to an emergency exit*
Me: “Er…good luck with that….”
(We were having a toy drive - if you bought and donated any $5 toy, you could receive 20% off your entire purchase. A woman wearing a fur coat was buying five bags of toys.)
Me: “Ma’am, would you be interested in donating a toy today? Since your total comes to $400, you’d save $80–”
Customer: *angrily* “My husband and I donate to CHARITY, so I don’t think I need to be guilt-tripped into your awful little toy drive!”
Me: “Your total is $400, then.”
Customer: “Is there any way I can get a discount?”
Me: “No…no, I’m afraid not.”
(We were having a toy drive - if you bought and donated any $5 toy, you could receive 20% off your entire purchase. A woman wearing a fur coat was buying five bags of toys.)
Me: “Ma’am, would you be interested in donating a toy today? Since your total comes to $400, you’d save $80–”
Customer: *angrily* “My husband and I donate to CHARITY, so I don’t think I need to be guilt-tripped into your awful little toy drive!”
Me: “Your total is $400, then.”
lets just leave it at this, its more funny