The 2,000,000th post game

sex

11 weeks and 6 days until my birthday.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
bet hes ramming pens up his arse or something

83 days until my stomach has to be pumped from all the alcohol I've ingested.

w00t

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
bet hes ramming pens up his arse or something

Originally posted by Röland
I did that to your slag of a sister, but instead of pens it was my penis, she loved it.

laughcry laughcry

lets get married in a big cathedral by a priest

I got my bank card

Thieves seize skis.

does deodorant really cause cancer

im really digging Armand Van Helden's video - Shake That Ass

Howdy ho, peeps.

cowboy1

So sore. belch

I had to do 3 tubs full of candles to end the day.

Open a box, which has 4 smaller boxes in it, open each one of them up, they have 4 candles in them wrapped in bubble wrap and styrofoam paper.

So much ****ing trash, it takes ages just to open the stuff.

Took 3 hours to do this shit.

cowboy1

what a waste of trash that will just sit in a landfill for the next 1024820 yrs

*green moment*

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
what a waste of trash that will just sit in a landfill for the next 1024820 yrs

*green moment*

God forbid a candle breaks in transit to the store, eh?

ffuuu