The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Selphie52,234 pages
Originally posted by Scythe
They say if I masturbate, I spew out Sweet & Low, cum and lemme make you some coffee.

uhuh

I put hot cocoa mix in my coffee now, so take that, you jizzmop

i'll move in with MG awesome

Had the strangest dream about acting childish and having an epiphany about it. Then took a train back to school and read my yearbook. And For some reason, I kept sliding down this hill and couldn't get back up.

Woke up and both of my hands were under my face and drool was covering everything.

Don't usually sleep that well.

I can't wait to get my own place. Well, with my cousin and friend, but still partially mine.

Originally posted by kodak
i'll move in with MG awesome

Not before I do mhm

Originally posted by kodak
i'll move in with MG awesome
you can sleep on the balcony

Originally posted by Ax3l
Had the strangest dream about acting childish and having an epiphany about it. Then took a train back to school and read my yearbook. And For some reason, I kept sliding down this hill and couldn't get back up.

Woke up and both of my hands were under my face and drool was covering everything.

Don't usually sleep that well.

biscuits

Originally posted by Selphie
Not before I do mhm
you can sleep in the room with the washing machine

Originally posted by Scythe
F*ckin' Vicodin...
the besttt stoned

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
you can sleep in the room with the washing machine

While its on!? 😱

don't you want me baby

don't you want me, ohh-oh-oh-oh

Originally posted by Selphie
While its on!? 😱
😏 yea ... have fun

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
you can sleep on the balcony
what about the living room? you dont even use it, you want me to die of cold.

But now I'm getting ready to take a shower. And that combination of an awesome nights sleep and a shower right away makes me feel like I'm on vacation.

I love staying at hotels.

So last night when i was super gone, there was this small planet in my room

****ing amazing looking, clouds surrounding it and everything. This little guy pops up and starts making fun of me because i cant see whats inside this planet because im too big

pissed me off

Originally posted by Selphie
uhuh

I put hot cocoa mix in my coffee now, so take that, you jizzmop

No problemo babeh, I can make some of that too.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
😏 yea ... have fun

biscuits

Originally posted by Scythe
No problemo babeh, I can make some of that too.

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU DIRTY CRIPPLE MEXICAN

Originally posted by Mairuzu
So last night when i was super gone, there was this small planet in my room

****ing amazing looking, clouds surrounding it and everything. This little guy pops up and starts making fun of me because i cant see whats inside this planet because im too big

pissed me off

I know, I heard! Hahaha, I was half asleep, I must've stared like for five mins straight.

Originally posted by kodak
what about the living room? you dont even use it, you want me to die of cold.
i guess,... you can have the living room