The 2,000,000th post game

Started by kodak52,234 pages

So, im dating a guy right, and hes stood me up twice.

he gets one more chance and he best ****ing Wow me, because being stood up 3 times in a row is call for ending that ****er.

Originally posted by Scythe
I smell unwanted pregnancy!

If Tanner was my date, you know it baby flirt

Just kidding, even if I was totally in love with him, I probably wouldn't let him get that far until waaaaay further down in the road

Originally posted by Selphie
probs

but this'll be my first and probably last prom, so we'll see!

no you should def. go... you might regret it later

i thought it was tons of fun

i only said that so piggle wouldnt feel so bad eat ... ermm

Originally posted by kodak
So, im dating a guy right, and hes stood me up twice.

he gets one more chance and he best ****ing Wow me, because being stood up 3 times in a row is call for ending that ****er.

he sounds like a real winner

Originally posted by kodak
So, im dating a guy right, and hes stood me up twice.

he gets one more chance and he best ****ing Wow me, because being stood up 3 times in a row is call for ending that ****er.

What a dick

f*ck that guy

and not literally

Originally posted by kodak
So, im dating a guy right, and hes stood me up twice.

he gets one more chance and he best ****ing Wow me, because being stood up 3 times in a row is call for ending that ****er.

your penis is too small

Originally posted by Scythe
I smell unwanted pregnancy!

haermm

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
oh okay, i will, i guess..
petpet you dont have to ... Im just always curious...

Originally posted by Selphie
If Tanner was my date, you know it baby flirt

Just kidding, even if I was totally in love with him, I probably wouldn't let him get that far until waaaaay further down in the road

Do it anyways, it's been forever since I've had a f*ckin' fetus, lemme yank the brat out with a rusty coathanger.

Ed: Purple Rain.
Shaun: No.
Ed: Sign o' the Times.
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The Batman soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.
[Ed does so; it misses]
...
Ed: Dire Straits.
Shaun: Throw it.
[Ed throws it - clipping Mary in the side of the head]
Ed: Stone Roses?
Shaun: No.
Ed: Second Coming?
Shaun: I like it.
Ed: Ah! Sade.
Shaun: That's Liz's.
Ed: Yeah, but she did dump you. [Throws it]

Originally posted by Selphie
If Tanner was my date, you know it baby flirt

Just kidding, even if I was totally in love with him, I probably wouldn't let him get that far until waaaaay further down in the road

If hes a man.. it wont be up to you

Originally posted by Scythe
Do it anyways, it's been forever since I've had a f*ckin' fetus, lemme yank the brat out with a rusty coathanger.

This excites me sexually... to pretend, that I am a fireman

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Ed: Purple Rain.
Shaun: No.
Ed: Sign o' the Times.
Shaun: Definitely not.
Ed: The Batman soundtrack?
Shaun: Throw it.
[Ed does so; it misses]
...
Ed: Dire Straits.
Shaun: Throw it.
[Ed throws it - clipping Mary in the side of the head]
Ed: Stone Roses?
Shaun: No.
Ed: Second Coming?
Shaun: I like it.
Ed: Ah! Sade.
Shaun: That's Liz's.
Ed: Yeah, but she did dump you. [Throws it]
haha you got it

Originally posted by Mairuzu
If hes a man.. it wont be up to you

Tsk fine, he can rape me

he wouldn't anyways

he's jehova's witness

if he's a real man ... it will be up to Selphie

if he's a total douche bag then it will be up to him....

Originally posted by Selphie
Tsk fine, he can rape me

he wouldn't anyways

he's jehova's witness

so when he picks you up on his bike, you're gonna pretend to not be home?

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
if he's a real man ... it will be up to Selphie

if he's a total douche bag then it will be up to him....

And because I'm awesome, it should always be up to me

I'm not letting Ken have sex from me until we're married, in Dec 2010.

Yeah right... as if I could hold out that long. haermm

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
if he's a real man ... it will be up to Selphie

if he's a total douche bag then it will be up to him....

you obviously don't know the ways of life

you should go in a limo