The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Scythe52,234 pages

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
haermm

Who knew excessive masturbation could kill shrug

She masturbated herself to death.

still, not a bad way to go.

Oh my!

haermm

stupid trying to take a pic and not looking good fffuuu

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
YouTube video

Foul, I posted it first

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
stupid trying to take a pic and not looking good fffuuu

You still with that guy?

Dear Jack,

I wish you had believed me

Team Black

Originally posted by Ahsoka Tano
You still with that guy?

Yes haermm

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Team Black

Whaaaaaaaaaa

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Yes haermm

fffuuu

The Betrayal of Roger Casement and the Irish Brigade

crylaugh

My brother asks so many questions!

I just want to slam my head into a spiked wall. >_>

ouch, I imagine that would hurt a little.

So get this. Today I was hired by a local high school to DJ their crummy school dance. I thought it would be cool, you know? Show these kids some scratching skills, thump up the electronica, ya know? So, I borrowed my bud's turntables, brought my entire LP and vinyl collection along with my other DJ friend's. Had close to 300 records in my car, then, when I started scratching and playing a beat, the principal of the high school walks up to me and tells me to things:

"Please?? Can you play some music? You are a musician!!"

I was like, WHAT THE HELL HAVE I BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME?!

And the second thing he asked me was:

"Are you drinking???"

I said no, but the kids gave me some awesome Mojitos to drink, ahaha! I win!

Finally, a teacher came up to me and cleared what had been asked, they just wanted me to sit there and play dance songs and slow dance songs.....

I got paid 26 bucks.... F*ck that shit.... Me not used to being underpaid.

My brother's endless stream of questions hurts. <_<

OH MY GOD.

If one more person says my name or tells me about something stupid I'm gonna scream.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
OH MY GOD.

If one more person says my name or tells me about something stupid I'm gonna scream.

What's your username on KMC??

Originally posted by Scythe
What's your username on KMC??

*Screams at your bed*

I'm a piggle.