The 2,000,000th post game

why buy anything

youd have to feed it and care for it and things

or you could buy a cat and throw it out of the window and see if it actually does land on its feet

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
The friend of a friend didn't even put a return address on it, and they still traced it to him. **** knows how.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
why buy anything

youd have to feed it and care for it and things

or you could buy a cat and throw it out of the window and see if it actually does land on its feet

It does land on it's feet.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
nowplaying Rubicon by Journey

When this awesome-o song finishes I'll wash the dishes.

will its legs break

have you thrown a cat out of a window before mmm

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
will its legs break

Yes.

My cat lands on its back though if I surprise push if off the couch though. evillaugh

I nearly sicked up Saturday. I'd only had 5 beers yet I still randomly started feeling sick. Annoying as shit. Good party that night, though.

That was solid

cats always land on their feet

i have lots of cats, i held her less than a foot above ground with her back facing the ground, dropped her and she landed on all fours

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Yes.

My cat lands on its back though if I surprise push if off the couch though. evillaugh

Its been a while since Ive seen you smile
But now youve come back again
Came into the room and you saw my girl
And you asked her how long its been
A year she said and you shook your head
Said Im surprised its gone on that long

Baby, baby, baby *****
For words I am at a loss
Baby, baby, baby *****
Im better now please **** off

What else you gonna say when while youre back on your stay
Maybe something, maybe nothing, well see
Its just too bad, youre beautiful I guess
I wasnt for you and you werent for me

Baby, baby, baby *****
Please slip back into yourself
Baby, baby, baby *****
Go conquer someone else

People say, how beautiful, how sweet, how kind
Youre perfect, youve got nothing to hide
But i, for one, have seen the sun
And the ***** that youve locked up inside

Got fat, got angry, started hating myself
Wrote birthday boy for you babe
Now Im skinny and sick and paranoid
Without a cent to my name

Baby, baby, baby *****
**** you, you stinkin ass ho
Most beauty Ive seen
You come from a dream
But I cant close my eyes anymore
No, I cant close my eyes anymore

i dont actually condone testing to see if cats land on their feet

That's because you're an idiot.

yeah you're right

I know

Originally posted by Mairuzu
I know

Leonard: Alright, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids!
Sheldon Cooper: What else would I drink? Gasses? Solids? Ionized plasma?

having the time of my life
watching the clock tick

Sheldon Cooper: Obviously, you're not well-suited for three-dimensional chess. Perhaps three-dimensional Candy Land would be more up your speed.
Leonard: Just set up the board.
Sheldon Cooper: It must be so humbling to suck in so many different levels.