The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
peaches Goodness what you could do with those hands

....fml

I cut myself. uhuh

Originally posted by kodak
i've been told im better at fingering them i am at sex.

....fml

hmm Curious

Originally posted by Ax3l
Don't know what I'm going to ****ing do tonight since the dog pissed on my bed spread again. ****ing pisses me off. Now I'll have to go wash it at the Laundromat again. Hate that place.

Might have to turn the heat up a bit.

shock You tried the crate bit?

Excuse me? shock

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
hmm Curious

i've heard it from 2 different people... i've only been with 3.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
And the shower. A battle ground with hundreds of fallen soldiers.

Actually, it's more like the fall of the Bush administration.

Get it? shocklaugh

Originally posted by Ax3l
My dad always said he was in a war at the "Fight for Poon Tang" or as he stated "The Battle of the Bush"

awebrow

Classics doped

"And just for the record I'm not lonely...or horney."

Originally posted by Ax3l
Excuse me? shock

Put the dog in a crate so it won't pee in there and it learns to go to the bathroom when taken outside. If it goes outside, take it out of the crate.Give it a treat...

He's pretty good at not pissing anywhere inside. I think he was desperate. He only does it if I forget to take him out or if he was holding it in on the car ride and I didn't allow him to piss before I went upstairs.

We were just playing on my bed, then he ran away for some reason. Then I smelled urine. I was angered.

Originally posted by Ax3l
He's pretty good at not pissing anywhere inside. I think he was desperate. He only does it if I forget to take him out or if he was holding it in on the car ride and I didn't allow him to piss before I went upstairs.

We were just playing on my bed, then he ran away for some reason. Then I smelled urine. I was angered.

Shouldn't be angry. Tis your fault then. stoned

Gonna fall asleep watching the Invisible Man me thinks

Guess it's just the fact he did it on my bed. Could've done it anywhere else, picked the worst place.

Like this or like that? With a wiffel ball bat?

I'm dying of boredom

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hi

are you that guy that failed at having cyber sex?

this is beginning to feel like the dawn of a loser forever