The 2,000,000th post game

iv wiki'd edgar allen poe

tragic but funny

i cant hear without my glasses

cant move my foot aw00t

goo goo g'joob

try figuring that one out ****ers

i should attempt walking

get a pack of crisps maybe

now my legs going numb

and i can feel only pain in my foot

here i go, getting a pack of crisps with a numb foot

after this song

castaway by green day

i cant tense my calf

falling, yes i am falling and she calling me back again

i need a fix cause i'm going down

took me longer than usual to get to the kitchen, i couldnt move my foot so i nearly broke it dragging it along then came the pins and needles, and that was a *****

cant have crisps without diet coke

na na na na hey jude

me and you should hang out some time micthum buddy

YEAH DEFINITELY

i prefer pepsi max to diet coke