The 2,000,000th post game

By the way, just a little fact.

its very difficult to masturbate high when you're watching porn because when you're watching it, you notice too many things that keep you off track from what you're doing... and sometimes the things you notice justs.. turns you off... makes you think more like.. what the **** is this.. and why am i still wanking it...

omg i am seriously going to explode

finally some commercials worth watching

i'm gonna become a pothead

which episode do you recommend for futurama? i'm pretty sure i'll have a ****ing awesome time watching it

tmi

my personal favourite has always been Brannigan Begin Again... i think that's what it's called

I'm almost positive i become smarter while im high. its like unleashing an extra 10% usage of my brain

(Antichrist Television Blues)

Originally posted by mitchum
my personal favourite has always been Brannigan Begin Again... i think that's what it's called

I'd get up and check, but i'm fat. also lazy and i don't feel like it.

it is. but. i have no idea how im going to watch it

pick anyone, they're all great

Flexo. Shoot Flexo.

nowplaying Intervention - The Arcade Fire

Originally posted by mitchum
nowplaying Intervention - The Arcade Fire

Good song

We've met before, have we not?

Yes.

And on that occassion did you have sex with somebody? Keep in mind you are still under oath.

Yes.

Will you point out the person you had sex with?

*points*

And his name is?

Zapp Brannigan.

The very same Zapp Brannigan who did not blow up DOOP headquarters. I rest my case.

there will be blood

I have all the money in the world. Compare your life to mine and kill yourself.

k.