i remember in year 5 i picked it up for reasons i can no longer remember and we had a football match against a year 6 class and i scored a stunning bicycle kick from way out and everyone came running to me like 😱 and at first i was a little confused because i was getting up off my back when it went in and wasn't sure if it went in and i only meant for it to be some kind of cross and everyone was sucking my dick they loved it so much
when i moved to broadlands and had my 9th birthday everyone from the street had a big game of football and this was before they put up the gay trees in the way and it was like all the old people against everyone else and i remember scoring a hat trick and being generally awesome as usual and it was sound as time