The 2,000,000th post game

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How Soon Is Now - The Smiths

Originally posted by Selphie
And he's a d-bag, right?

shore is

he has his rare moments though

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
shore is

he has his rare moments though

I'm sorry you have to deal with that 🙁

Do you have a bed at your dad's house? or do you sleep on the couch there?

what did your mum say to the police

I am human and I need to be loved

Originally posted by Selphie
I'm sorry you have to deal with that 🙁

Do you have a bed at your dad's house? or do you sleep on the couch there?

Thanks 😊

I have my own bed there, thank goodness

you could drop a few pounds

hello?

my dad used to throw pillows at me to wake me up

to the tube! as in tv.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
what did your mum say to the police

She said I went insane, and like, trashed the place, and beat her

My hands only touched her when I pushed her away, because she tried to choke me, and then she shoved me into my closet, and tried to pin me down

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you could drop a few pounds

awebrow

Blame it on the weather but I'm a mess.

Originally posted by Selphie
She said I went insane, and like, trashed the place, and beat her

My hands only touched her when I pushed her away, because she tried to choke me, and then she shoved me into my closet, and tried to pin me down

🙁

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
my dad used to throw pillows at me to wake me up

When my parents were still together, and my dad lived with us, he used to wake me up by singing in a quavering, silly voice, "Good morning to you, good morning to you"

Originally posted by Selphie
awebrow
Dont mess yourself awehawe

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
Dont mess yourself awehawe

What? awebrow

Shut up Walshy. ****.

Originally posted by Selphie
She said I went insane, and like, trashed the place, and beat her

My hands only touched her when I pushed her away, because she tried to choke me, and then she shoved me into my closet, and tried to pin me down

my god, what a *****

why would she try to choke you? was she drunk or something

sorry about that least she buys you stuff

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
🙁

Yeah, it was probably the night ever

The cop came, and didn't believe me at all

He sided with my mom, of course

I tried to explain to him that she was trying to choke me, and he cut me off, and was like, "Obviously you weren't choked, so stop trying to say you were"