The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
why don't you learn to speak German first, ABS??

mhm Because German only gives me grief.

I have a German test today that I didn't study for. cryoh

Originally posted by Röland
I believe there is. Sounds like you don't know. They don't play football, only soccer.

**** you guys, you don't rule the world anymore. There will be a Red Revolution. And I, I will be in it's frontlines!

It is rather stupid that it's called football. You don't even use your foot the majority of the time. hmm

summers end

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It is rather stupid that it's called football. You don't even use your foot the majority of the time. hmm

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
You have a girlfriend? awesome

Originally posted by Röland
No, I don't waste my time on pussy sports.

should be called tackle ball

Originally posted by Slay
True, true. You know I like you, not that Röland, he is for the gays, but you I like.

Good good. Be kind when the revolution comes then. stoned

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Good good. Be kind when the revolution comes then. stoned

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Butt_cheeks

hot

Yawn

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
mhm Because German only gives me grief.

I have a German test today that I didn't study for. cryoh

we only give grief to those who fail to learn their german grammar, ABS! 😠

And what are you going to do about it? will you fail now? 😐

it should be changed

Originally posted by Slay
See, this is the kind of attitude that makes the world hate you Americans. You have the gall to not only steal rugby but to call it after an ancient sport. Then choose to NOT call it American Football, but just Football and then say it is more deserving of the name 'football' than actual FOOTBALL!!! **** you and **** America, Roland.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
die uhuh

Originally posted by RogerRamjet
we only give grief to those who fail to learn their german grammar, ABS! 😠

And what are you going to do about it? will you fail now? 😐

Nah, I got an A. Twas easy. awesome

I. Once every four years, someone can actually call themselves World Champions.
II. Athletes in AF play 60 minutes which are interrupted after each 5-10 second burst with up to a 40 second rest and lengthy commercial breaks - yet some still find the need to hook themselves up to a tank of oxygen during the game. If you need oxygen mid-game in football, your ass is cut. Or sent on loan to Sao Paolo.
III. You can’t be 375lbs and play football unless your name is Adriano. (Alright, we’re done with the Adriano jokes.)
IV. You don’t have to worry about getting into a sweaty manpile and having someone grab your junk unless you’ve just scored a goal. At which point it’s totally cool.
V. The Miami Dolphins can’t be relegated and Derby County can.
VI. The longest kick in NFL history is 63 yards. Diego’s range extends to 63 metres. Eat it.
VII. No one outside of NY cares when the Giants play the Jets, but everyone cares when United plays Citeh, Celtic plays Rangers or Roma plays Lazio.
VIII. WAGs are celebrated, not discriminated. (Can I get an Amen?)
IX. Tiki Barber is nowhere to be found.
X. A passing percentage of 65% in football gets you benched, it doesn’t get you a fat contract and win you awards.
XI. You don’t get a 15 yard penalty or a fine for a great celebration - unless you’re Robbie Fowler. And then it only cements your legend.

I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time!

**** Roman Numerals.