The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
glad to see you have returned

Thankies! Saltines are cookies with salt!

"I'm either ****ing busy or vice versa."

Originally posted by The Red
I'd give you a dollar.

But, I'd butt smash them!!

Also, this is what I meant by: "This is what I do, I sit on things"

YouTube video

BUSY ****ING

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live. ~Erica Jong, Playboy Magazine, September 1975

After 20 minutes, I'm ready for another round.

I recently became single. So I'm busy masturbating.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."

Originally posted by The Red
I recently became single. So I'm busy masturbating.

Originally posted by Scythe
Thankies! Saltines are cookies with salt!

i like saltines most days

Originally posted by The Red
I recently became single. So I'm busy masturbating.

i masturbate daily, takes me an hour to finish

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face and the egg is frowning and looking put out. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "I guess we answered that question."

nothing matters most times

Page 10 of my porn script.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Page 10 of my porn script.

Not yet. Only page 10

Great news everybody, im going to buzz all my hair off.

Originally posted by Ax3l
Not yet. Only page 10

There's already been a bit of a lesbian masturbation in the back of a car scene. stoned

stoned

and people will be all "Hey, why'd you do that?" and i'll be all "get f*cked"