The 2,000,000th post game · The Off-Topic Forum

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Mairuzu
you wouldnt find a pic of shia like that on a straight mans page

I did always think that the miscarriage story was too convenient.

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by the.kenzo
What does Bardock think of Sancty's typing? "eet, j00, etc."

He got used to eet mhm

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Should make her do it all by 2010

the.kenzo Senior Member

Originally posted by Bardock42
She has to give me a blowjob each time she intentionally misspells a word.
At a reasonable rate of 243 a day she'll be done right about March 5th 2578 ... if she stops right now.

She'll permanently taste jizz, you're a good man.

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Bardock42
I did always think that the miscarriage story was too convenient.

and they happen to break up right after? mmm?

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

Originally posted by The Red
We broke up because the baby was basically all that was holding us together and we fell apart after that so yeah.

cant depend on a baby to hold you together... so basically if the baby was born.. you 2 still wouldnt have made it very far

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

yea im gonna keep harping on it

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Should make her do it all by 2010

You want me to die of dehydration, don't you?

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by Bardock42
She has to give me a blowjob each time she intentionally misspells a word.
At a reasonable rate of 243 a day she'll be done right about March 5th 2578 ... if she stops right now.

I remember the good ol' days of 2006 where you wouldn't talk to me unless I used perfect spellingz and no smilies.

I changed you. 😎

The Pict Defender Of The Faith

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh my god, Shia LeBeouf and Steven Seagal are two of your favourite actors.
What's wrong with you?

What's wrong with you?

Stephen Seagal is a great actor

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Sanctuary
I remember the good ol' days of 2006 where you wouldn't talk to me unless I used perfect spellingz and no smilies.
I changed you. 😎

Oh yeah, I remember that week....because it was the only time I ever respected you. Your horrendous spelling does wonders for our sex life though.

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by The Pict
What's wrong with you?
Stephen Seagal is a great actor

I have no idea who you are talking about, Steven Seagal though...he's bad.

Maybe so bad that it is good. But still bad.

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

dddd

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Bardock42
You want me to die of dehydration, don't you?

and her of suffocation

unless... sly

Morning_Glory Sleeping In My Soul

Bardock42 Junior Member

Originally posted by Mairuzu
and her of suffocation
unless... sly

She's a good swallower, don't worry about her, she'll be fine.

Sanctuary -

Originally posted by Bardock42
Oh yeah, I remember that week....because it was the only time I ever respected you. Your horrendous spelling does wonders for our sex life though.

y00 are so cruel. weep

I'm hungry. 😐

Mairuzu Old School Cool

is that..... jacope?

Mairuzu Old School Cool

Originally posted by Bardock42
She's a good swallower, don't worry about her, she'll be fine.

Originally posted by Sanctuary
y00 are so cruel. weep
I'm hungry. 😐

this is love