The 2,000,000th post game

Started by ~Wålshy~52,234 pages

UCK MY LIFE

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
cant believe my dad

put the bread away, put the butter in the fridge, get my glasses, get the echo awehawe

WELL **** YOU DAD I DONT LOVE YOU ANYMORE

laughcry

thats not right

im so badass right now

comic relief does the apprentice?

Originally posted by kodak
im so badass right now
oh yeah? punk

Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

I'd die

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
UCK MY LIFE

That's the stuff! Walshy, we need to write some of these.

Haven't gotten high off resin in months, wonder if it's as bad as I remember

Wanted to have sex with my girlfriend really high, gave her a bong hit first, i packed up my pipe and turned to the window as i was hitting it, when i was done i turned back and she was asleep. FML

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Wanted to have sex with my girlfriend really high, gave her a bong hit first, i packed up my pipe and turned to the window as i was hitting it, when i was done i turned back and she was asleep. FML
lol

fffuuu

oh ****

I forgot about resin hot rocks

one just burned a ****ing hole in my jacket

FML

Today I woke up early to meet up with my friend so I could hand him his guitar. It was cold so he didn't want to step outside to get it, so he asked me if I could hand it to him through the driver side window. As I was handing it to him through my gate, a bird crapped nearby, scared us both, and we dropped the guitar breaking its neck. FML

I'm gonna watch the latest Skins episode

haermm

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy

do want!

Originally posted by Scythe
Today I woke up early to meet up with my friend so I could hand him his guitar. It was cold so he didn't want to step outside to get it, so he asked me if I could hand it to him through the driver side window. As I was handing it to him through my gate, a bird crapped nearby, scared us both, and we dropped the guitar breaking its neck. FML

Now I have to fix this shit for him now for free. FML