The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Selphie52,234 pages

I want to date a really handy, crafty person

That way if something breaks in my house, betch, get to it

Or he can make me stuff

But when someone talks Physics to me, its like they are speaking a completely different language 😖

you should go out with my dad

OK, I SERIOUSLY HAVE TO PEE

he fixed the shower

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you should go out with my dad

Great idea awebrow

I think I'll be a journalist, who doesn't work for anyone, I'll just work when I need money and scrounge off my friends

you dont have anything against people called keith do you

Yes Walsh, I'm going to date your father.

And then, when you and I get married, I'll complain about how much better your father is in the sack than you

So basically what I do now

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
I think I'll be a journalist, who doesn't work for anyone, I'll just work when I need money and scrounge off my friends
dont you have any rich relatives that could die and leave you lot of money?

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
you should go out with my dad
Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
he fixed the shower

😂

Originally posted by Selphie
I want to date a really handy, crafty person

That way if something breaks in my house, betch, get to it

Or he can make me stuff

yeah that's what I need awehuhs my house is falling apart at the moment.

I'm going to join the Peace Corps and hopefully act in films if I survive! 😱

Originally posted by Selphie
Yes Walsh, I'm going to date your father.

And then, when you and I get married, I'll complain about how much better your father is in the sack than you

YOU SON OF A ITCH uhuh

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
dont you have any rich relatives that could die and leave you lot of money?
Nah, sadly not. Pretty much all my elderly relatives are poor. Oh, and they're all already dead, too. Except my nan. But she's poor too.

shit i was almost watching 90120

My fortune cookie said I'll inherit a great sum of money

but its probably only referencing scholarship money

which is something I DESPERATELY NEED

YouTube video

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if my nan and grampa die then hopefully they leave me the house or car but id have to get used to the old people smell