The 2,000,000th post game

Started by *lizziekk*52,234 pages

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
what the hell are you talking about? 😐

getting hit by a:
or a bus
or a lorry
or a van
or a coach
or a tree!

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
getting hit by a:
or a bus
or a lorry
or a van
or a coach
or a tree!

Do you want to hear about my counselling session, 😆 It was so crazy...

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Do you want to hear about my counselling session, 😆 It was so crazy...

what happened? when i was young i though counsellors were people you told you that you would die...

i have am wiser now! i hope

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
wave 😐
😂 wave

Originally posted by *lizziekk*
what happened? when i was young i though counsellors were people you told you that you would die...

i have am wiser now! i hope


well... It all started with her trying to make me do this visualisation stuff... I just had to "imagine" things as she said them..

"Ok, you are in a room where you feel safe"
I am in a cave behind a waterfall
"There is a cabinet in front of you"
Why the hell is there a cabinet in a cave? Ok, it's a wardrobe and it all broken and disgusting...
"Open the Cabinet"
I open the wardrobe, there is a man inside.
"The cabinet should be empty"
The man disappears.
"there is a big box next to you, you are holding the key, open it"
The box won't open, the key is stuck in the lock,I get angry, I take the box and throw it out of the cave it smashes in the waterfall...
"Inside the box is a clipboard with a peice of paper in it."
The box is smashed outside, I look in the wardrobe, there is the clipboard!
"Now write down your biggest worry on the paper, with a pen from your pocket"
The pen isn't working. All this green liquid is coming out of it, I throw the pen away.
"Fold up the peice of paper and put it in the box"
I fold up the peice of paper and put it in the wardrobe instead.
"Put the box inside the cabinet"
I push the wardrobe out of the cave into the waterfall...It smashes on the ground..
"Now visualise your problems being locked away and fading"
I wonder what is in the rest of this cave? I walk in towards the darkness, a man jumps out, hugs me, and then pulls out a knife. 😐

Now tell me I'm not crazy!!!!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
well... It all started with her trying to make me do this visualisation stuff... I just had to "imagine" things as she said them..

"Ok, you are in a room where you feel safe"
I am in a cave behind a waterfall
"There is a cabinet in front of you"
Why the hell is there a cabinet in a cave? Ok, it's a wardrobe and it all broken and disgusting...
"Open the Cabinet"
I open the wardrobe, there is a man inside.
"The cabinet should be empty"
The man disappears.
"there is a big box next to you, you are holding the key, open it"
The box won't open, the key is stuck in the lock,I get angry, I take the box and throw it out of the cave it smashes in the waterfall...
"Inside the box is a clipboard with a peice of paper in it."
The box is smashed outside, I look in the wardrobe, there is the clipboard!
"Now write down your biggest worry on the paper, with a pen from your pocket"
The pen isn't working. All this green liquid is coming out of it, I throw the pen away.
"Fold up the peice of paper and put it in the box"
I fold up the peice of paper and put it in the wardrobe instead.
"Put the box inside the cabinet"
I push the wardrobe out of the cave into the waterfall...It smashes on the ground..
"Now visualise your problems being locked away and fading"
I wonder what is in the rest of this cave? I walk in towards the darkness, a man jumps out, hugs me, and then pulls out a knife. 😐

Now tell me I'm not crazy!!!!

that visual stuff is gay. It's impossible to know how a person is feeling. Only you can know how you fell. Not a dumb counsellor. *****. 😐

Originally posted by xyz jedi
that visual stuff is gay. It's impossible to know how a person is feeling. Only you can know how you fell. Not a dumb counsellor. *****. 😐

It was so pathetic, no-one can control my imagination!!!!!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
It was so pathetic, no-one can control my imagination!!!!!
ermm I hate my town. I have anger problems and even though I like to make fun of people and make jokes, I'm never allowd to do it in the classroom or sware at teachers or be normal.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
ermm I hate my town. I have anger problems and even though I like to make fun of people and make jokes, I'm never allowd to do it in the classroom or sware at teachers or be normal.

I hate my town too.. Guilford is great though....
And when I'm angry I break things ✅ Being scary and vampire-y helps.. Although a few people think I'm "cute" when I'm angry so it's hard to scare them. And kinda annoying too 😠

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
How are you?
I talked to the counsellor today... She basically tried to hypnotise me, it was really funny 😆
hypnotism=BULLSHIT. It's just encouragement.

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
I hate my town too.. Guilford is great though....
And when I'm angry I break things ✅ Being scary and vampire-y helps.. Although a few people think I'm "cute" when I'm angry so it's hard to scare them. And kinda annoying too 😠
that's just natural. Most hot women are cute when angry. Don't worry about it.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
hypnotism=BULLSHIT. It's just encouragement.

Yeah, it was just pathetic... Kinda funny though... "Imagine you opening the box" - What do I do!? The key is stuck in the lock.. Grrr this is annoying, I'll just throw it out!

Originally posted by xyz jedi
that's just natural. Most hot women are cute when angry. Don't worry about it.

😆 😄 I love the fact that I can be scary and vampire-y when I want to, people thinking I'm "cute" wrecks the whole process!

Originally posted by _Sanctuary_
Yeah, it was just pathetic... Kinda funny though... "Imagine you opening the box" - What do I do!? The key is stucj in the lock.. Grrr this is annoying, I'll just throw it out!
I wanna see this councellor and act really weird and disabled to her, then act normal after.

Originally posted by xyz jedi
I wanna see this councellor and act really weird and disabled to her, then act normal after.

😆 Maybe I should act crazy, that is always fun!

send me in. Seriously.

😆 You should hear her go on.. It is enough to drive someone insane in the first place....

😂

😆 You know what really annoys me, the fact that she says I shouldn't worry about things - because I can't change anything!
Of course I can change things! She was like "You don't have power over anyone else, so you shouldn't worry - you couldn't change things if you tried" 😠 Of course I can change things! People can change each other, they affect each other every day!

😂