The 2,000,000th post game

Started by ~Wålshy~52,234 pages

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
I want my dvd back, young man 😄
i gave it to my sister 😬

yeah you

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
i gave it to my sister 😬

why did you do that?

send it back to...

69 Burn Down Rd

Nap Valley, Ca 1000-5693

Over the dinner table, I raised the theory that if scientists embarked upon an ongoing project of breeding and positive maintenence of another mammal [for example a dog] then we could speed up the natural evolutionary progression of said mammal.

For example if we provided the family of dogs with mental stimulation, pleasant muscle-building exercise and a tremendously balanced diet full of things that dogs are not currently evolved to obtain [things like milk, fish, bread, fresh fruit and vegetables] then surely the animals would adapt over time [I'm talking thousands of years here] to suit thier environment. Compare this family of mammal to the current state of the mammal you started with, and see the contrast, right?

My mother thinks this is an incorrect assumption. She thinks that if anything, it would hinder another animal's development to provide them with these facilities. Not only did her small-mindedness piss me off, but her unwillingness to see any glimmer of truth to my argument made me storm from the dinner table in a rage. Good daughter that I am. She thinks no matter how much nutrition and influence to grow you give to another species, it will develop at it's own rate. Because humans are special and our brains are wired up differently.

I freely admit that it would take a lot of time, and that the animal might not have the enzymes needed to process a diet of such nutritional richness. So how did humans develop in such a fashion? We spent the last however many thousand years slowly building skills with which to improve our lifestyles. We learnt to knit grass into nets, to fish. We learnt to grow wheat, to grind into flour to make bread. So why not experiment on an animal race? It's not hurting them in the slightest, as it would be an attempted fast-track to evolutionary predominance.

Does anyone have any more points about this, agreeing or disagreeing with me, so that I might have further ammunition to throw at my mother?

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
why did you do that?

send it back to...

69 Burn Down Rd

Nap Valley, Ca 1000-5693

will do aweherm

Man i ****in HATE bruce.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
will do aweherm

cool, talk to you later walshy

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
cool, talk to you later walshy
see you

and im so not sending you the big bang theory

drylaugh

i beg to dream and differ

its actually my sisters

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Attempting to learn this.

GREEN DAY!

you see this in the news section of google and then:

In celebration of St. Patrick’s Day

uhuh

You know how to play the piano abs?

I tickle the ivories now and then.

Even that one cat knows how to play uhuh

awehuhs

Wittig's taken on twitter. Wtf am i supposed to put now?

Homo?