The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Röland
Old man: Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse.

Homer: Ooo, that's bad.

Old man: But it comes with a free serving of frozen yogurt!

Homer: That's good!

Old man: The frozen yogurt is also cursed.

Homer: That's bad.

Old man: But it comes with your choice of toppings!

Homer: That's good!

Old man: The toppings contain potassium benzoate...

Homer: (confused look)

Old man: That's bad.

Homer: Can I go now?

That's one of my most favorite lines along with:

Homer: "Marge, I'm going to a hardcore gay club, be back at 3:00am"

Marge: "Alright, Homer"

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Ham?

Lisa: No.

Homer: Pork chops?

Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.

Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

Homer: Ha ha! Look at this country! You're A Gay. Ha ha ha!

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Homer: Mmmm, you can really taste the goat.

Bart: Dad, what's a Muppet?

Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, not quite a puppet, but man.. hahahahahaha... So, to answer you question, I don't know.

Homer's Brain: Use reverse psychology.

Homer: Oh, that sounds too complicated.

Homer's Brain: Okay, don't use reverse psychology.

Homer: Okay, I will!

Homer: This family has held me back long enough! I'm going to clown school!

Bart: I don't think any of us expected him to say that.

Bart: You like Moleman!

Lisa: I do not! You like Moleman! You're gay for Moleman!

Bart: I am not! You're gay for Moleman!!

Moleman: :😖adly:: No one is gay for Moleman

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LITER O' COLA

Homer: Son, I just want you to know I have total faith in you.

Bart: Since when?

Homer: Since your mother yelled at me.

I make a grown man cry-y-y.

face itches.

Red room

Originally posted by Ax3l
face itches.

damn you! My face started itching

weeeeeeeeeedddsss

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
damn you! My face started itching

Originally posted by Ax3l
Did that on purpose. stoned

Evil *****! crackers

show me a real brick dance

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Evil *****! crackers

get a ****ing job