The 2,000,000th post game

Started by AbnormalButSane52,234 pages
Originally posted by Scythe
Hell-O, ABS. Hope you're doin' good. Kaya mentioned you in her thread.

Is that so? oh

and again, why not

YouTube video

yeah, it's kinda shitty, but whatever

nice, open your mouth next time.

and awesome at the same time

Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? [Daisy looks increasingly disgusted and uncertain during the following:] You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the **** are you doing?"
Daisy: Well, that's... love, isn't it? Load of old wank.

That last bit's true.

I saw an internet ad that said "Bang girls in their vagina".

Well no shit.

Well there's all ways the mouth

Or ass

Or ****

I suppose.

True.

But it just seemed so unnecessary to add in that "vagina".

*half-hearted poof*

Originally posted by Röland
True.

But it just seemed so unnecessary to add in that "vagina".

True.

Originally posted by Naz
*half-hearted poof*
ilu

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
True.

Very true.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Tim: I just had a moment of clarity, you know, I woke up. It's like... you know when you have an orgasm on your own? [Daisy looks increasingly disgusted and uncertain during the following:] You know, you're sort of lying on the sofa watching some porn movie you bought on a drunken lonely night in Soho, and you're lying there and everything's going really great, you're getting totally turned on by these absurdly graphic images, everything seems so right, and suddenly - phht! Bingo! You wake up. And you're lying there sweating, desperately looking for the tissue which you know is still in your pocket, and the remote control which is somewhere on the floor, and it's like walking in on yourself, you know? It's just like "What you doing?" That's how I felt tonight feeling my heart miss a beat everytime the door opened. "What the **** are you doing?"
Daisy: Well, that's... love, isn't it? Load of old wank.

That last bit's true.

best quote ever.

****'S SAKE PEOPLE I'M NOT A GOD DAMN PSYCHOLOGIST. I SHOULD BE GETTING PAID FOR THE AMOUNT OF CRAP I HAVE TO LISTEN TO. CHRIST ALMIGHTY.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
****'S SAKE PEOPLE I'M NOT A GOD DAMN PSYCHOLOGIST. I SHOULD BE GETTING PAID FOR THE AMOUNT OF CRAP I HAVE TO LISTEN TO. CHRIST ALMIGHTY.
ilu2

sneaky2 Night

oh, okay, good night lover

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Is that so? oh

Yesh, thanks for checkin' it out.

Watching a movie about The Pixies