The 2,000,000th post game

idiot

gung ho

i need to go to the firing range this week

its a nice night out, a bit cold, but nice

no rain on saturday please

i have to work saturday.

time for bed

i was taken for a fool i tells yah

😆

Originally posted by kodak
i was taken for a fool i tells yah

in 5 days time i TELLS YOU

ding dong.

is the witch dead?

wa gwannin piggle?

I'm eating chocolate, good times awebrow

I just said to my sister that it tasted like nuts and she goes "well you'd know now" awehuhs

Like TN was my first experience with a cock..

aww bless her thinking I'm all innocent haermm

hope you not been cocked more times than elmer fudd's shotgun

no haermm

So you know that part in marry poppins, when they jump into the painting, and bert and mary sing "Jolly Holiday"

that song is all about how bert loves marry, and how awesome he thinks she is.

and her response in the song?
... is all about how bert aint getting any.

what a *****.

*Mary

Bert's a nice guy and all, but hes just not her type.

why?
she a nanny.
hes great with kids.

she loves to sing.
He loves to sing.

shes happy.
hes happy.

her job means she has to travel.
he loves to travel, and he clearly has no problem finding a new job every day.

he's in good shape, funny, lovable, sings about how he loves her, and would bend over backwards just to make her happy.

yet shes just not into him.

i bet if Bert was a biker, who didn't give a shit about her, hated kids, drank all the time, and beat women, she'd be madly in-love.

or maybe shes just into chicks, im not sure, but either way, shes a b*tch 😆

it's just a film awebrow