Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Had a scary experience todayWas on the toilet trying to shit awehuhs 'cause I was dying for one, and all that kept happening was that I kept farting loud and violently aweherm It was scary, felt like my guts were coming out
But then I finished without crapping anything so that was that awehuhd didn't need a shit anymore either, bit odd
awehuhs thought you'd like to know
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room.