The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Ax3l52,234 pages

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Luke, I am your mother.
That hurt my balls.

Originally posted by Ax3l
"I was called to the bathroom at the cemetery to take care of something. I walked in the bathroom, and in the middle toilet right there... somebody didn't shit in the toilet, somebody shat on the toilet. They shat on the wall, they shat on the floor. I had to clean it up, man, but before that, for about 10 to 15 seconds man, I just stared at somebody's shit, man. To be totally honest with you, man, it was a really, really profound moment. Cuz I was thinkin', "I'm 30 years old, and in about 10 seconds I gotta start cleaning up somebody's shit, man." "
Oh, that's from American Movie.

Originally posted by Ax3l
That hurt my balls.

Should I kiss them better? haermm

Originally posted by Ax3l
"I was called to the bathroom at the cemetery to take care of something. I walked in the bathroom, and in the middle toilet right there... somebody didn't shit in the toilet, somebody shat on the toilet. They shat on the wall, they shat on the floor. I had to clean it up, man, but before that, for about 10 to 15 seconds man, I just stared at somebody's shit, man. To be totally honest with you, man, it was a really, really profound moment. Cuz I was thinkin', "I'm 30 years old, and in about 10 seconds I gotta start cleaning up somebody's shit, man." "

Well last time some guy shit his pants and on the floor. Threw his dirty stained undies in the trashcan and just left the shit on the floor. Thank god I didn't have to clean that up.
Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
That's some kinda awful.

It was. Probably scarred for life now.

Originally posted by Röland
Well last time some guy shit his pants and on the floor. Threw his dirty stained undies in the trashcan and just left the shit on the floor. Thank god I didn't have to clean that up.

It was. Probably scarred for life now.

Where the **** do you work? A buffet?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Should I kiss them better? haermm
Let me shower first haermm

Originally posted by Ax3l
Where the **** do you work? A buffet?

Pizza place. Whatever you do, don't eat the Meatball Splash.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It's ok. for the best, you know. dysfunctional and all that. plus I don't think he could ever love me and much as I loved him.

nah. I really need to get rid of some of this weight load. i feel so horrible right now. i want to get active again and feel fitter.

Yes, I suppose it is for the best.

Feeling healthier is always nice. hmm

Originally posted by Ax3l
Let me shower first haermm

I'll meet you there haermm

At work today my crush asked me if i had been working out.

I almost got a boner.

Originally posted by Röland
Pizza place. Whatever you do, don't eat the Meatball Splash.
**** me, I'm glad I'm unemployed. And I don't have to deal with shit like that.

Get it? "Shit".

Sometimes, man. Sometimes I crack myself up.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'll meet you there haermm
You're scaring me. haermm

Originally posted by Ax3l
**** me, I'm glad I'm unemployed. And I don't have to deal with shit like that.

Get it? "Shit".

Sometimes, man. Sometimes I crack myself up.


You need to get employed bum.

BRINGN MAH ECONMY DOAN!!!!

FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Maybe I'll get drunk tonight and wake up at 9

Yeah! That'd be smart of me!

Originally posted by Ax3l
You're scaring me. haermm

I'm gonna rape you and you're gonna like it crackers

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I'm gonna rape you and you're gonna like it crackers

I don't have to call you Kram3r again, do I? crackers

Shower Time!

Yeah he's a looker,
but I really think it's guts that matter most.
I displayed them for you,
strewn out about from coast to coast.

I am easily make believe,
just dress me up in what you want me to be.
I'll take back what I've been saying for quite some time now.

I gotta feel you in my bones again,
I'm all over you.
I'm not over you.
I wanna taste you one more time again,
I'm all over you.
I'm not over you.

STFU AXEL