Originally posted by Selphie😂
You: hi hiiiiiiii
Stranger: hi!
You: how are youuuuuuuu??
Stranger: im criss angel
You: Ohhhhh dear
You: THE MIND FREAK
Stranger: hell yeah!!!
You: HAH
Stranger: you know my show?
Stranger: wanna buy merch???
You: hell no
You: you used to be cool man!
Stranger: im still COOL
You: I DUNNO MAN
Stranger: you think im not cool anymore
Stranger: i mean i wear makeup
You: HAH
You: YEAH, make up is PRETTY RAD
Stranger: and i got lotsa bling
Stranger: BLING!
You: NO DAMMIT
You: NO
You: NOOOOOOO
Stranger: no bling?
Stranger: i can sell you my bling!
You: what, you want my credit card number?
Stranger: sure, why not
You: WELL **** YOU
Stranger: hey man
Stranger: were friends
You: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Stranger: im still cool?
You: To a gothic 14 year old
Stranger: yea thats okay
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: I can FLY
Stranger: and cut people into pieces
Stranger: without killing them
You: they'd be better off
Stranger: thats not very nice
Stranger: im very sensitive
You: I liked it when you had a hummer drive over you
You: was kind of lame though
Stranger: that was amazing
You: people helping you
You: not so amazing
Stranger: that ROCKED dude
You: UH, NOOO
You: you didn't do it all by yourself, fool!
Stranger: so what?
You: so it's LAME
Stranger: if you say so..
You: I do say so
You: AND I'LL GLADLY CONTINUE
Stranger: what do YOU know
You: THIS ONE TIME
You: I put your picture in my locker, about 5 years ago
You: and people thought you were hot
You: but now
Stranger: im still hot
You: yeah, you are pretty hot
You: but that's not the point
You: the intro to your show sucks, its so cheesy, get rid of it
Stranger: thats my song!
Stranger: its HEAVY
You: it sucks!
You: heavy, like a sack of shitttttttt