The 2,000,000th post game

So far, my chat going on now.

You: Hey!
You: Oh my god!
Stranger: Oh, Hi! Been waiting for you here, what took you so long?
You: So great to meet you!
Stranger: finally!
You: I came as quickly as I could
You: I came quickly
You: I rushed
Stranger: poor fella
You: Oh, I'm a chick
You: Thanks for asking
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: ASL?
You: Whoa, calm down.
You: I don't just give that shit away
Stranger: why is that?
You: I'm very private
You: And so are my privates
Stranger: ok
You: Nah, i'm a total ****.
You: How are you?
Stranger: the same
You: You're a total ****, too?
You: Awesome!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: even though i'm only 9
You: Perfect!
You: I know this pimp that will set you up with a great job
Stranger: salary?
You: No. It's based on commission
Stranger: is he a negro?
You: I said he was a pimp
You: So, yeah.
You: Duh
You: What a stupid question.
Stranger: sry, i'm only nine
You: Don't apologize
You: it's a sign of weakness

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I want sex.

sry, i'm only nine

Originally posted by Ax3l
So far, my chat going on now.

You: Hey!
You: Oh my god!
Stranger: Oh, Hi! Been waiting for you here, what took you so long?
You: So great to meet you!
Stranger: finally!
You: I came as quickly as I could
You: I came quickly
You: I rushed
Stranger: poor fella
You: Oh, I'm a chick
You: Thanks for asking
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: ASL?
You: Whoa, calm down.
You: I don't just give that shit away
Stranger: why is that?
You: I'm very private
You: And so are my privates
Stranger: ok
You: Nah, i'm a total ****.
You: How are you?
Stranger: the same
You: You're a total ****, too?
You: Awesome!
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: even though i'm only 9
You: Perfect!
You: I know this pimp that will set you up with a great job
Stranger: salary?
You: No. It's based on commission
Stranger: is he a negro?
You: I said he was a pimp
You: So, yeah.
You: Duh
You: What a stupid question.
Stranger: sry, i'm only nine
You: Don't apologize
You: it's a sign of weakness

Stranger: really?
You: No, i just made that up
Stranger: this chat i kinda ****ed-up
Stranger: is
You: You did **** up
You: ****ed this chat up, I mean.
You: Great.
You: Now I sound like an idiot
You: Great.
You: That's all I need
Stranger: why here's so many 4ch suckers?
You: Don't know what that is
Stranger: is there anything you know?
You: Besides everything?
You: No
Stranger: wheres g-spot?
You: After the F-Spot
You: Any more brain busters?
Stranger: what is the color of your president?
You: African
You: Next question
Stranger: ninja or pirate?
You: Neither, Chuck Norris.
Stranger: do you have man-boobs? i do
You: I have women boobs.
You: Thanks for asking
You: Oh
You: I forgot to mention
You: The Game, you lost it.
You: Later, boner.

Later boner? Hahahahahaha

The lesson for all this carnage?

If you're this stupid, you probably deserve to die.

That was a fun one.

why would you have sex inside of a giant helium party basketball balloon

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
why would you have sex inside of a giant helium party basketball balloon

probs

1000 ways to die

Stranger: hi
You: Heyyyyyyy
You: Hello!
Stranger: how are you?
You: Great
You: You?
Stranger: fine thank's
Stranger: where are you from? 🙂
You: The US
You: You?
Stranger: cool 😄
Stranger: Luxembourg
You: neat!
Stranger: what?
You: I don't know
You: You are
You: You're really neat
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What a ****ing prick.

"They're havin' a laugh!"

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
"They're havin' a laugh!"

Maurice Moss? 😱

I'M DOING MY NEW CHARACTER. THE GUY WHO'S CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: speak dutch?
You: Nope, just english
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

He lived by the sword, died by the umbrella.

I wan't to have ur babies. :>

Originally posted by Selphie
Maurice Moss? 😱

YEP! 😱

It's on right now, I love this ep!!

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
He lived by the sword, died by the umbrella.

SHE'S GONNA USE A CARROT AS A DILDO