The 2,000,000th post game

liz needs to show her naughty bits in a PM, to me

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
My penis is safely tucked inside my pants.

Originally posted by ThunderGodEneru
Not for long.

It won't be you

Sure it will.

But fo rell, I asked for questionable pictures of the men/women here first, so GIVE ME MY FRIGGIN PICS.

I CAN'T HOLD THIS ERECTION FOREVER.

Originally posted by kodak
liz needs to show her naughty bits in a PM, to me

and me.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I CAN'T HOLD THIS ERECTION FOREVER.

haermm

his crotch is so wrong

he ties a sausage to his penis and he dies because of a clot in his leg

Originally posted by Ax3l
I CAN'T HOLD THIS ERECTION FOREVER.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I CAN'T HOLD THIS ERECTION FOREVER.

I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT. I HAD HOPED IT WAS A CHICK SAYING THAT, THOUGH.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT. I HAD HOPED IT WAS A CHICK SAYING THAT, THOUGH.

Originally posted by kodak
i can hold it for you. 313

I wish I'd thought of that aweherm

Me too. ermm Would have been awkward, yet entertaining.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I wish I'd thought of that aweherm

Originally posted by Captain REX
Me too. ermm Would have been awkward, yet entertaining.

Originally posted by Ax3l
I would've preferred it from either of you. stoned

crylaugh

Originally posted by Captain REX
Me too. ermm Would have been awkward, yet entertaining.

www.smouch.net/lol

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hai
Stranger: hello
You: ASL?
Stranger: 18/m/us
You: 14/f/us
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what state?
You: Cali
You: u
Stranger: florida
You: u have big member
Stranger: huh?
You: ur member large?
Stranger: lol that is definetly not something im discussing with you
You: Why not?
Stranger: because your 14 lol
You: I'm muture for my age.
Stranger: lol well you may be but theres still no chance in hell im discussing that with you
You: I'm not from Dateline NBC or anything.
Stranger: im not doing it cause i think id be caught
Stranger: im not discussing it because thats just wrong cmon
Stranger: some 18 year old discussing the size of that with a 14 year old girl yuck
You: Why would yoiu be cought?
Stranger: i mean no offense intended mind you but still
You: Were not acvtually hooking up
Stranger: doesnt matter lol
You: Pretend Im 18 and horny
Stranger: lol no
You: Why are you still talking to me? U want it, and u know it.
Stranger: honestly because im bored
You: lol okj
You: Message ur member. I have large breasts and a very tight private spot.
Stranger: your 14 i doubt you have large breasts
You: U must not get out much.
You: my daddy says mine are the biggest
Stranger: so how long do you plan on keeping this up?
You: As long as you member is. 🙂
Stranger: lol...
You: u love it
Stranger: actually it was quite funny that one made me laugh
You: Pretend ur pillow is me and touch me. Make a hole in the pillow.
You: Don't be a pussy. Just pretend ur in mine. haermm
Stranger: haermm?
You: It's a mating call.