The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
A porn addict inflating a truck tire is distracted by a pornographic magazine. He is killed by shrapnel from the metal tire rim when the tire explodes from overinflation.

Two stoners run out of marijuana, so they look for other things to light up. Unfortunately, they unwittingly decide on North America's most toxic plant: poison sumac.

Hmph.

Damn it I want to hit the vape! 😠

It's a different high man.
Bomb.

way different, and it lasts longer i believe

you need to stop watching tv sol

A young, shy Japanese couple were too repressed to even consummate their marriage by making love. After 7 years and a bottle of plum wine, they tried once more, and this time succeeded. Their hearts weren't physically ready for such a shock, however, and they both died from cardiac arrest after achieving simultaneous orgasms.

damn

A female scuba diver waits in a decompression chamber after making an emergency swim back to the surface. A crew worker accidentally releases the pressure of the room, causing her body to instantly explode.

what a way to die

A man starts belching constantly while on a date due to numerous peptic ulcers lining his stomach. Thinking the belching is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it. Instead, the impact causes his stomach to burst.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
Thinking the belching is simply due to gas, he asks his date to punch him in the stomach to stop it...

Too much bodily innards exploding here

A man dies of cardiac arrest after a 36 hour attack of uncontrollable laughter.

I want to die like that

At least I'll die with a smile

A man is electrocuted when he attaches jumper cables to a cow heart and uses it as a sex toy.

Chos?

drylaugh

****in Fish...