The 2,000,000th post game

Originally posted by Mairuzu

I can see her going places, with writing and that.

Cept for dealin!

get a better job, one you like

Originally posted by Slay
Gotta love the usage of that overused effect of somebody thinking they've gotten away and then suddenly having their enemy sit in the backseat, popping out a oneliner to hen finish them off.

I can see her going places, with writing and that.

“No just pissed,” she said before ripping his throat out.

Plus, why do I get one line?

thats the wrong attitude to have

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Cept for dealin!

My dream job, too

DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

what happened to being a journalist

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
My dream job, too

Mind you, dealing pot isn't much of a criminal operation here.

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
what happened to being a journalist

Originally posted by Slay
Should move to Holland then, know a lot of guys who could offer you some work.

Mind you, dealing pot isn't much of a criminal operation here.

"He has not man mouth"

i have a job i love, my dream job... i dont know what that would be

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Too much effort

im going to be a hip hop superstar

Originally posted by Mairuzu
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil

John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.

Originally posted by The Grey Fox
Well that's even better!