The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Sanctuary52,234 pages

Originally posted by ~Wålshy~
kinda slutty really

i mean she just had a towel on so we must have asked her like 10 times and were like oh just one more time

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faint

Originally posted by Kinkin
LOL how old is she?

come on goooooo now it's been liek 3 hourzzzz

Originally posted by Sanctuary
come on goooooo now it's been liek 3 hourzzzz
Tell you're boyfriend to say something or hint he should leave.

You Know Him As:

Genghis Khan was a barely-coherent fount of animalistic violence, who tore across Asia with his horde of barbarians laying waste to every village in his path, killing the men, raping the women, eating the children, killing and raping the livestock, burning everything down then raping and eating the ashes, etc. Anything that fits under a modern white person's notion of "pillage," Khan did while laughing a guttural, jackal-like laugh.

But in Reality:

What would you think of a guy who brought all the gangs of South Central Los Angeles together into one happy community? Well, deepen the grudges by about a millennium and expand the whole thing to cover one and a half million square miles, and you've got the task Genghis Khan achieved before he was even famous.

Back in the day, Mongolia was just a bunch of scattered nomadic tribes who would wander around, kill each other, wander around some more and basically be laughably irrelevant on a global scale. Then Genghis came along and united the entire cluster**** in a couple of decades.

i'll bet any of you that Margaret Thatcher dies tommorow

I'll take that bet.

Originally posted by FoxMeister
i'll bet any of you that Margaret Thatcher dies tommorow

Why?

Sure, there were floggings--pretty much the first rule the British navy gave their captains was "if your crew so much as sneezes, flog the living shit out of them"--but it's all about context.

Health concerns
Thatcher suffered several small strokes in 2002 and she was advised by her doctors not to engage in any more public speaking.[131] As a result of the strokes, her short term memory began to falter.[132] Her former press spokesman Sir Bernard Ingham said in early 2007, "She's now got no short-term memory left, which is absolutely tragic."[133]
Thatcher was admitted to St Thomas' Hospital, Central London on 7 March 2008, for tests after collapsing at a House of Lords dinner.[132] She was taken by ambulance to the hospital, where she spent one night.[132] The incident was probably caused by her low blood pressure and stuffy conditions within the dining hall.[132][134]
On 24 August 2008 it was publicly disclosed that Thatcher has been suffering from dementia. Her daughter Carol described in her 2008 memoir, A Swim-on Part in the Goldfish Bowl, first observing in 2000 that Thatcher was becoming forgetful.[135] The condition later became more noticeable; at times, Thatcher thought that her husband Denis, who died in 2003, was still living.[136] Carol Thatcher recalls that her mother's memories of the time she spent as Prime Minister from 1979 to 1990 remain among her sharpest.[135]

She ain't doing to well.

so hungry

this thread'll get a million hits before the years end, i forsee. (2009)

Click your heels 3 times and make a wish

In 1976, screenwriters Dan O'Bannon and Ronald Shusett expanded on an unfinished O'Bannon screenplay called Memory (about a spaceship crew answering a distress call on a desolate planetoid), adding an alien monster to the story and calling the new script Starbeast. Then, they immediately realized that Starbeast was a ****ing terrible title and re-named it Alien.

the average person remains conscious for an additional 15-20 seconds after being decapitated.

Ancient Egyptians use to shave their eyebrows after their cat died.

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"In 1931, Henry Ford decided to preserve his friend, Thomas Edison’s last dying breath. He kept it in a bottle."

the heart of the infinite