The 2,000,000th post game

Started by =Tired Hiker=52,234 pages
Originally posted by Mairuzu
"Its like my thumb is my cock" *

(away) fffuuu

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Acme

poop

How do I approach my mom when asking her if I can go to Hooters

And there goes all the guilt.

Originally posted by Sol Valentine
How do I approach my mom when asking her if I can go to Hooters
Why would you ask?

Originally posted by Kinkin
Why would you ask?

Because I want to go there?

I'm guessing you don't know that I'm 14.

LIE

Its the basis of all society.

He doesn't even know what love means.

yes i do.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
He doesn't even know what love means.

There you go, posting this shit in public. Keep it private is all I ask. No one wants to see this shit.

I don't.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
He doesn't even know what love means.

Why the hell did he break up with you in the first place??

Out of the blue was it?

Edit: Oops.

If I weren't so afraid of the Law, I'd be a serial killer.

F*ck my job's warehouse manager.

He f*cked with me.

I f*cked back.

I won.

w00t

Originally posted by Impediment
If I weren't so afraid of the Law, I'd be a serial killer.

F*ck my job's warehouse manager.

He f*cked with me.

I f*cked back.

I won.

w00t

piss in his apple juice, That'll show him.

put cat litter on his tunna sammich.

Little Monsters FTW.

stfu

Originally posted by kodak
piss in his apple juice, That'll show him.

put cat litter on his tunna sammich.

Little Monsters FTW.

The only decent Howie Mandel movie ever made, IMO.