The MPAA and FDA sabotaged my
independent studio and ruined my film
career. My films contained explorations of
human sexuality and coming of age stories
that were deemed "offensive and a vector
for a form of hemorrhagic fever we have no
means of treating save swift and merciful
death." They gave my magnum opus [picture
of a camel consuming it's own soul] seven
swastikas drawn in the blood of a child as a
rating. Anyone attempting to watch or
procure it is required to be set adrift.
They say necessity is the mother of
invention.
What they neglect to mention is that
invention's dad is a moron and he sometimes
pops by the house with a new piece of shit
idea that's so staggeringly awful that he takes
your silent awe as approval when in fact
you're trying to think of a new way to say "What the ****?" that is at once louder and more vulgar, and somehow requires the assistance of
noted scholars and theologians.
4. Ever wondered why the Springfield residents are all yellow? Creator Matt Groening told the BBC: “An animator came up with the Simpsons' yellow and as soon as she showed it to me I said: 'This is the answer!' because when you're flicking through channels with your remote control, and a flash of yellow goes by, you'll know you're watching The Simpsons.”