The 2,000,000th post game

Don't go to work

I have the volume turned all the way down on this new phone but it's still making noises

Where is the mute button

Found it! lick

pogos are corndogs

how is my phone bill in the 40 again?! i have a 30 dollar plan and i don't even use the f*cking thing!

first preseason game tomorrow! woot

preseason game for what?

Jeu de Boule.

hockey season's approaching doy!

Nice I might try to catch an NHL game this season.

I'm ready for work to be done

should i even bother going at this point?!

Originally posted by Newjak
I'm ready for work to be done

and who be the home team of the game you might be catching

well there's no dog food left, so i guess i gotsta go to work!

me, with my strange choice of adjectives, you with your muscular teeth and clockwise vagina

The Columbus Blue Jackets. I live in Columbus so it makes sense.

makes sense

I thought so!