The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Robtard52,234 pages

11:01pm is porn time in England. Did not know that.

Now you know 🙂

Xfactor is so staged these days. To an unbearable amount. I can't cope

Ugh

Also any sign of talent is not necesary now, you just have to attract teeny boppers who wet themselves and cry and you're through.

It's about ratings and money.

It always has been but it's just so obvious now.

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Time for porn.

It's porn o'clock

I might be out of a car for a while but at least my dick is big.

It's porn o'clock once a week for me. It's a way of maximizing performance down there. I don't know how women work, but for men - doing it too much will lower dopamine. The key is getting dopamine high, but not too high because then you just finish too quickly.

Studies show men respond best to once per week. Over time, it's the equivalent to taking cialis.

People who have to say their penis is big, usually means it's the opposite.

Originally posted by Oneness
I might be out of a car for a while but at least my dick is big.

It's porn o'clock once a week for me. It's a way of maximizing performance down there. I don't know how women work, but for men - doing it too much will lower dopamine. The key is getting dopamine high, but not too high because then you just finish too quickly.

Studies show men respond best to once per week. Over time, it's the equivalent to taking cialis.

Once per week? LoLz. No wonder you're all whacked.

Originally posted by Shakyamunison
5 Health Benefits of Masturbation
Five reasons you should spend some, err—alone time—today
By Maridel Reyes, December 29, 2011

Science has shown that masturbating can provide plenty of healthy benefits.

A new survey from adult product peddler AdamandEve.com reveals that 27 percent of Americans admit to masturbating once or twice a week.

That number seems suspiciously low to us, especially since science has shown that being master of your domain can provide additional feel-great benefits. (Also because the people surveyed were browsing an adult toy website.) “Masturbation is part of a healthy sex life,” says Gloria Brame, Ph.D., a clinical sexologist. “It’s totally safe and harmless. It’s healthier than brushing your teeth every day.”

And just as brushing your teeth should be a regular occurrence, so too should be cleaning your pipes. Here are 5 reasons to take matters into your own hands right now. (You’re welcome.)

It prevents cancer. A 2003 Australian study found that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer. Disease-causing toxins build up in your urogenital tract and when you rub one out, you flush the bad guys out of your system, says Brame.

It makes you harder. As you age, you naturally lose muscle tone … even down there. Regular sex or masturbation works out your pelvic floor muscles to prevent erectile dysfunction and incontinence. “It keeps the angle of your dangle perky,” says Brame. Aim to (ahem) arrive 3 to 5 times a week for rock-solid results.

It helps you last longer. Taking yourself to palm prom may help you stretch your sack sessions. “[Masturbating] an hour before a date will give you more control,” says Brame. Train yourself by timing how long it takes you to orgasm, suggests Ava Cadell, Ph.D., founder of loveologyuniversity.com. If it usually takes two minutes solo, try for three next time. Or count how many strokes you need to get to your happy place. If you’re spurting after 50, shoot for 60. “Most men can double the number of strokes and the time within one month,” Cadell says. Practice makes perfect, right?

It ups your immunity. Ejaculation increases levels of the hormone cortisol, says Jennifer Landa, M.D., a specialist in hormone therapy. Cortisol, which usually gets a bad rap as a havoc-wrecking stress hormone, actually helps regulate and maintain your immunity in the small doses. “Masturbation can product the right environment for a strengthened immune system,” she says.

It boosts your mood. Masturbating releases a slew of feel-good neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin that lift your spirits, boost your satisfaction, and activate the reward circuits in your brain. “An orgasm is the biggest non-drug blast of dopamine available,” says Brame. “A brain scan of someone having an orgasm looks like a heroin addict’s."
http://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/masturbate-every-day

yawn

I usually can't sleep without an orgasm.

herbeyes

Noah is sleepy. He's a good boy

didn't seem t work, you might need another go at it

#dadlife

Originally posted by Robtard
Once per week? LoLz. No wonder you're all whacked.
I actually masturbate every day. lol

It doesn't put me to sleep

flowers

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
It doesn't put me to sleep
hard man bits

herbvin