The 2,000,000th post game

Mitch!!!!!!!!??

ALL I KNOW IS THAT TO ME YOU LOOK LIKE A LOT OF FUN OPEN UP YOUR LOVING ARMS WATCH OUT HERE I COME!

LISTENING TO TUNES WITH THE AXMAN, WHO WANTS IN?!

I have a feeling she's using me as a hatred fuel source.

Calling my big dick small, calling my intellect dumb, calling my bravery cowardice, calling my beauty "too normal for me", my abs not fat enough for her liking, my God-given ability to penetrate vagina perfectly..not satisfying enough for a lesbian such as herself. Dating a man that looks like a woman, providing love and pleasuring any man who will give it except me.

What she does not seem understand is that she's worsening this infatuation with me that I unwittingly instilled. Highschool wrestling varsity stud that actually loved her.

I'm the only of my kind, I'm above the one percent, and when her hatred has driven her to success, and I've achieved the inevitable success of a man of my caliber - she'll no longer be able to resist my mind control. My sorcerer's ways.

I will achieve my primary programming, impregnate a bleach-blonde nun.

IM HERE TO REMIND YOU OF THE MESS YOU LEFT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY, ITS NOT FAIR TO DENY ME OF THE CROSS I BEAR THAT YOU GAVE TO ME!

HEY ONENESS, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT A HUG?!

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
HEY ONENESS, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT A HUG?!

My muscled body and neck were sufficient to avoid snapping my neck from whiplash.

My CNS, trained to endure high G force.

I'm getting a 2008 model, same maroon color of the Flash's outfit.

This vehicle will be faster, have better control at higher speeds.

I THOUGHT YOUR LESSON WAS TO NOT SPEED

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
I THOUGHT YOUR LESSON WAS TO NOT SPEED

But you never know when the zombies will attack, and one must go NASCAR once more.

BUT NOT UNTIL THEN, GOTCHA!

Okay

WELL IDK WHY MG'S SKIPPING OUT ON MOVIE NIGHT!

I wanna go to the Outer Banks

MEET YOU THERE!

Newman is cheating on us

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
I wanna go to the Outer Banks

🐛🐢🐝

WHO'S THAT LOUNGING IN MY CHAIR?!

Originally posted by Oneness
If you couldn't buy my misery from the NWO of America led by Satan's nightmare, you certainly cannot buy it from foreigners.