I can't wait to jump into the database-app programming for social media marketing.
This was how Nick D'Aloisio sold his shit to Yahoo for over 30 million.
If I had a fortune like that...An ambitious power-trip; the idea is to divide funds, spreading sums of hundreds of thousands of realty/silver/oil/advertising lines/technological inventions/landmarks/agriculture/food industries. I divide this fortune and put it into patents, investments, deals, my superior ability to market and fund others, I put it into equities, growing each divided pocket fortune - so that they too can be divided. This creates wealth out of thin air, and so it depreciates the worth of the dollar, so I leech off of the system, draining life like Darth Nihilus. Then when I've grown to trillionaire-dom, I take this vast myriad of pocket fortunes and put them in my uber spending account - and buy the ****ing north pole, which is rapidly melting and has trillions of dollars worth of untapped oil in it. Fossil fuels, dinosaurs lived in vaster numbers there to compensate for their short-lived lives. Large ones too.
I buy it while it's a frozen wasteland, still with all that oil. Lease it to the highest bidder when the shit melts and it becomes some nice paradisaical beach-front property. I also keep tabs on any pipelines people try to sneak, I will take full advantage of that vast sum, 40% of the earth's oil reserves. The magnetic poles also hold metaphysical properties, the low barometric pressure, the elevation of that ambient climate, the isolation, does things to the mind. The North Pole is the least populated land on earth. Build a sensory-deprivation cryotank shaped like an upright pyramid and you can trip like LSD, without the LSD. No harm to the body, in fact the experience will promote well-being and actually fortify the immune system.
After that it gets even less believable.