The 2,000,000th post game

Started by Newjak52,234 pages

What would make you unbored?

i was saying boo-urns

it's time to move on, it's time to get going

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
craving chocolate

I think I have some chocolate flavored condoms.

sometimes i just dont get the questions i'm asked. i don't talk just for the fun of talking, so if you want to know whether i order in or take out my food i'm not going to break down sitch by sitch when i do what when why blah blah it's a whole ordeal all you're getting from me is a depends!

oh my

I'm allergic to latex.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
oh my

I'm allergic to latex.


That sucks.

It does indeed.

Bored!

he doesn't love you now stop giving him treats!

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
It does indeed.
yes it does

Just don't use condoms. srug

Not too long ago I thought I was allergic to pets because I petted a wild cat, rubbed my eye and then my eye became red.

Turns out cat dander can still cause irritation because cat saliva is full of bacteria.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Just don't use condoms. srug
can't argue with that.

martha my dear

My saliva is pure

but when i get home to you i find the things that you do will make me feel alright

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
My saliva is pure
that is good to know.

My chicken florentine gnocchi turned out delicious.

I love Nutella 💚