The 2,000,000th post game

i don't get it!

Why do you assume my lover is a guy when you for a fact I've only ever expressed heterosexual urges?

Probably because you've displayed an obsession with the human male figure and hinted a disdain for women by frequently referring to them as "bitches" and "sluts."

He's not wrong.

Good morning

bornin ran

One line of Oreos does not equal an entire package

Originally posted by Astner
Probably because you've displayed an obsession with the human male figure and hinted a disdain for women by frequently referring to them as "bitches" and "sluts."

And I don't "admire the male figure", btw.

I've only admired my figure and expressed a psychological need to look perfect due to residual expectations. That's an ongoing goal I've yet to achieve. It will happen. Just as surely as I'll get a bachelor's in computer science I'll be good looking enough to be paid to advertise male clothing in magazines.

morning all

put a bullet in my head!

i had a dream i was shooting people in the face, i don't remember why

Told Michael I'd help him with his homework.

I have completely forgot how to do this.

Sometimes I think it's good that I don't have superpowers, because I think I'd probably go all Tetsuo

I need to scrub down my refrigerator.

I typed your symptoms into the computer and it says you have "internet connectivity issues"

haermm

Do you know any jokes, miss?

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