The 2,000,000th post game

canada wins gold! suck it world!

help wanted: mall blart

it was my twitterversary yesterday, thanks all for the twitterlations

i should get a kindle so i can save on kindle edition comics eh!

think i already read the first half of all out war, but i'll get it anyways!

dotsidoodles

you f*ckin butthole!

i'm so hot, that was horrible, i'm going to die, i'm so tired, everything hurts, running is impossible!

all my favorite foods have butter on them; pancakes, toast, popcorn, grapes huh! butter is my favorite food!

1 3 7 2 5 9 10 sudoku is easy! is there even rules to this game?!

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sometimes when i wipe, i wipe, and i wipe, and i wipe, a hundred times still poop, it's like im wiping a marker

i'd like to set up a bucket of water above a door with a trip wire, so when you open the door you get electrocuted

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3am?! yeah, good luck getting me into work tomorrow work!

omg im going to kill myself doing this!

dancing super fine that is!

at least its exercise!

but im dying now!

i wish... i wish...