The 2,000,000th post game

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Robtarded

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
My foreplay game consists of putting on a brassiere
i thought it would be the opposite

**** I lost muscle mass this week so disappointed. Been eating all day like crazy, ran to Mc Donald's. Lol

are you a bodybuilder

you've been sick so give yourself a break

Locked myself out of my car at 5 a.m. Which happens to be where I am living at night, no home. And was supposed to be at work at 6.m. Showed up 4 hours late, but they must like me, cuz I did not get fired. Yet. Well now, my cell phone has my 24/7 Tow/lockout line 800#. Guess I will never be doing that again. Love the new devices though to open up windows. Looks like a blood pressure cuff and a thin stick to insert with a hook to lift up the lock. Waited 4 fricking hours and the guy unlocks my car in 60 seconds. This device should be in every car trunk just like jumper cables.

Originally posted by SayWhat
Locked myself out of my car at 5 a.m. Which happens to be where I am living at night, no home. And was supposed to be at work at 6.m. Showed up 4 hours late, but they must like me, cuz I did not get fired. Yet. Well now, my cell phone has my 24/7 Tow/lockout line 800#. Guess I will never be doing that again. Love the new devices though to open up windows. Looks like a blood pressure cuff and a thin stick to insert with a hook to lift up the lock. Waited 4 fricking hours and the guy unlocks my car in 60 seconds. This device should be in every car trunk just like jumper cables.
If you're homeless how are you online?

Anybody wake up to involuntary diarrhea after eating ground beef for dinner?

This happened to me the other night. About 4 times in a couple of years this woke me up only to having nasty runny crap in my underwear. Must of just happened cuz it did not bleed through the shorts I was wearing in a free ballz sort of way, if you catch my drift.

Anyhoo, has anyone else noticed this happening to them?

Originally posted by rudester
**** I lost muscle mass this week so disappointed. Been eating all day like crazy, ran to Mc Donald's. Lol
You're preaching to the quire.

I haven't even been able to do pushups because of how messed up my elbow is. It ****ing sucks not being able to go bust out 50 pushups when you're feeling a little weak. Or better yet, hitting your core with some weight at the gym.

That's how I hurt it, so I'm going to have to start light when I'm healed, until I can build enough muscle to protect the joint.

Library dude! And sometimes a friends smart phone.

Originally posted by SayWhat
Anybody wake up to involuntary diarrhea after eating ground beef for dinner?

This happened to me the other night. About 4 times in a couple of years this woke me up only to having nasty runny crap in my underwear. Must of just happened cuz it did not bleed through the shorts I was wearing in a free ballz sort of way, if you catch my drift.

Anyhoo, has anyone else noticed this happening to them?

Why would you write something like that unless you were mocking my shit posts

No mock, oneness, for total reals this happened to me!

I read ABS post, putting on a bra getting her some action? Oh, if it were that easy to get laid. Does that work for men too? I am a bit flat chested, maybe a sports bra would do me good? I seem to attract the Asian woman around here though. Probably cuz the ships are so easy to see from Chula Vista that they go all nuts when a guy has a Forest Gump G.I. haircut. LMAO.

No

This from experience oneness, that the bra don't work or did your dad say it did not work for him?

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wavey

Yea really pathetic

Hi Mitchy

Charlie is hungry

hey gee, what's going on with your night tonight?!