The 2,000,000th post game

im not on omegle anymore first step towards going to sleep

i had an embarrassing moment once, well, the moment im once ever going to share to you. i just pissed myself in class once . but i asked the teacher first to go to the b-room first, she said no, so not my fault! piss all over the place in her class is what she was asking for really! she shouldve just let me gone to the bathroom!

it was weird how i was ever made fun of for it though, i guess they got it, joke was on the teacher really!

thats totally on the teach
you made a point by pissing yourself

im way too cowardly and cheap to get lasik

oh i think about that now and again, but i think i like the glasses look

but i think its more practical to rely on your own eyeballs than relying on some frames. what if i ever lost my glasses, lost and about and no glasses im screwed!

I went to the strip club tonight wasn't impressed with their dancing skills. Only one dancer was great. I guess you have to feel the music not dance to your own vibe.

i was mosh pitting once, glasses went flying off, i have no idea how i found them back but i got lucky, but i jut remember thinking the whole time hey were off my face fckfckfckfckfckfckfckfckfckfckfck

is it a straight strip club

how often do you go?

shouldnt the stripper choose the song that should match their vibe

to straight strip clubs, how often?!

oh crap i thought i missed the royal rumble

well one plus of staying up tonight is i should be able to watch it live now

often if i watch it live it finishes at 4am so im out before the main event

maybe they thought the song matched their vibe but were oh so very wrong

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
i was mosh pitting once, glasses went flying off, i have no idea how i found them back but i got lucky, but i jut remember thinking the whole time hey were off my face fckfckfckfckfckfckfckfckfckfckfck

that almost happened to me at a green day gig once, but i was able to catch my glasses just as they fell off my face so i lucked out
if not then i would be ****ed

when i saw green day at sheperds bush i wore contacts and lost a contact somehow, the pit was insane there, then i was walking around with one contact in it was so bad i was having to cover one eye with my hand to read the signs to know how to get back to the hotel
one guy even asked me if there was something wrong with me

what would be your stripper song

Originally posted by \W//
want you to make me feel like im the only girl in the world 💃 like im the only girl you'll ever love 💃

sexbomb

i have an oc that's a stripper and his song is Turn It Up by TOP
does that count?