Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
one time i said to a guy that i love learning new things, i'm a bit of an infomaniac and he thought i said nymphomaniac. so he fcked me, and i said no no no i like info i'm an info maniac, and he said here's some info for you you just got fcked clean yourself up.
Originally posted by mitchypoopooaweherm
my therapist told me to look inward and i thought he said look n word!
Originally posted by mitchypoopoowernor herzog! i know him
omg werner herzog sounds exactly like pft's impression of werner herzog!
"This beautiful creature must die
A death for no reason
And death for no reason is MURDER
And the flesh you so fancifully fry
Is not succulent, tasty or kind
It's death for no reason
And death for no reason is MURDER"
Well actually Morrissey, "Murder is the unlawful killing, with malice aforethought, of another human," not a "death for no reason." Idiot