The 2,000,000th post game

oh good fcking job idiot just juggle your pizza onto the fcking floor ya, im def not eating it now. chyaright, still pizza right!

cheese even split from the crust face first and all, good thing i vaccuumed this floor 3 weeks ago, so it should stillbe dandy

That still sucks pretty bad!

probably good for my health that theres **** all food to eat here but i want something

If I end up on my own tomorrow night, I have a pretty solid backup plan, which is to drink myself into a mild stupor and buy a huge dominoes pizza

if you can't care for your pizza you shouldnt be having any

pizza services will come and take your pizza away

meh was pissed for a second then i just slapped that biitch back together and everything saul goodman!

whats supposed to happen tomorrow

Originally posted by \\W//
whats supposed to happen tomorrow

Do I really have to repeat myself! In fact I refuse to!

actually yea, i don't think i was here when you said it. so repeat away!

i actually get fries on the side of my pizza, so whilst eating the pizza i like to get all them juices and sauce on me fries

Alright, but only for you mitch

I'm supposed to be having a lady friend over for the weekend but I haven't heard from her in a few days so I'm vaguely worried, I think she's just run out of credit and internet on her phone and she gets paid tomorrow so it should be okay but you gotta have a contingency plan right!

And that plan is booze and pizza

are you going to make sweet sweet snoo-snoo to her?

oh yeah i remember that now!

yeah let's hear your woo-ing plans!

oh yeah its friday tomorrow

kone totally reminds me of whatshisface in demolition man

how did this come about

I got the wooing process out of the way already 31jockey

I've known her for like 5 years or something but it does look like something's gonna be happening, I'ma just take it as it goes and see what happens

Probs take her out for a meal and then get pizza the next day, drink some wine

But like if it falls through then yeah I'm just gonna get a load of cheap lager and pizza, which is kind of the same deal I guess