The 2,000,000th post game

take it off!

skyler from breaking bad is in broadchurch what are the chances

not that i watch that show

what are the chances of her being in other things, idk, likely

i don't like your attitude

i shouldnt attempt making videos naked in my condition

i told my sister i wasn't going over because i got this thing, now she wants to know what thing, what thing do i got guys?!

a small dick thing

just say its a guy problem, she'll respect your privacy, hopefully.

or you could just go over, why not huh

i hope i was helpful to you

thanks, thankssomuch!

the thing ended up being avoiding human interactions, she'll get that right

worth a try
tell how goes

she said not cool and come over, where i then replied sure absolutely definitely expect me there which was obviously a lie

Go Mitch!

i shouldnt eat now but

why does your sister want you anyways

say you're feeling under the weather, or you're talking to your awesome kmc buds so you can't be ****ed honestly is the best policy or something

don't encourage that kind of jackassery behaviour scribbly!

none of those would be good enough reasons for her, she only understands if i actually had plans to go out already anything else i'm just a jackass!

anyways she hasn't texted back yet, she can't actually be expecting me to be there

I can't even begin to explain how ****ing good these are