The 2,000,000th post game

10 beers!

he said stop dummy, good job you just killed everyone!

Did you just undrink a beer? awebrow

Take another little piece of my heart now baybeh!

this is a countdown see!

Ahhh I get it

I'ma pour myself one last rum

Captain Morgan sonn' sail me over to Port Painful-Waking-Up, I'll tell you that

carol's kind of a dick

Who's Carol?

I hate to say shit like this, and it might be bullshit, but I reckon my ex is missing me right now. I mean, barely speaking to me, and then stalking me on last.fm when she's drunk? Seems legit to me nigga

I mean I'm kind of wonderful, even if I am a dick, so like, don't blame her if so

Nah I'm kidding, I'm a right piece of shit!

I have a missed call from San Antonio, TX awebrow

i'll go with a wonderful dick

i've never seen you be a dick though, now me on the other hand, i'm a dick! you're just kinds of wonderful!

carol from twd dawg a-doy!

If you ever saw me a dick ,damn, you'd be like "damn, that guy is a ****ing bastard!"

But yeah I'm happy with being a wonderful dick stoned

I bet every successful person has at least a decent group of people they've known in the past that hates them, then they hate them more for being successful. So if I can be successful, I've automatically won

well they're fcked in the revolving door