The 2,000,000th post game

its going to be a real sad day when ronaldo or messi retire

probably would be treated almost like a death

You'd prefer a cartoon woman to the real thing?

An interesting opinion

yea irl girls are too real. if irl girls would do those things they do in porno but to me then i wouldn't need to watch porno! but probably still would cause i can't get enough of myself!

come on hair grow back faster!

i'm gonna have to tell them i'm not going in 30 minutes, i shouldn't be here for that

i wanna see your hair short

nope

how many times a day do you wish you had a bigger dick!

yea i should stay somewhere else tonight!

about 7

sounds bout average

have you tried that jelqing thing

i mean i have no idea about it aweherm my friend told me about it is all

i think the worst thing about trying to get fit is the guilt you have after eating something you know you shouldn't have

hotels are expensive man!

hey gee is your basement free i can pay you in sexual favors and breakfast in bed, and doggy walks!

oh wait, none of these are even dog-friendly. fck you montreal love dogs more damn it!

Originally posted by \\W//
i think the worst thing about trying to get fit is the guilt you have after eating something you know you shouldn't have

Look at me, you think it's possible to like this with nutrition, sleep and exercise?

You obviously don't know anatomy.

Take dangerous drugs like that instead of engaging in futile nutritional endeavors.

Originally posted by mitchypoopoo
how many times a day do you wish you had a bigger dick!

Problem solved.

Anything's possible.

Next.

You people make everything so complicated.