The 2,000,000th post game

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Originally posted by Kharhmah
Debatable. Not everyone who does that actually wants to commit.

It's oneness, who cares. No but really, he seems like a sweet guy.

i am leaving

Happy Easter, \\W//

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Debatable. Not everyone who does that actually wants to commit.
Oh, I know that, don't worry

I meant maybe just practical in Oneness's case

No but seriously, Oneness needs actual help, not just effective tips on how to commit suicide. I'd like to help him and have tried, but he always lashes out. He's a brick wall. It's sad.

Maybe he needs a dominatrix to sort him out

*sigh*

Originally posted by Scribble
Maybe he needs a dominatrix to sort him out
No, I need a sub.

So true Scribs. Can't fix crazy on the web

Maybe that's what you think you need, but I reckon you'd be better off with a nice, strong, clever woman to put you in your place, maybe fix some of that nasty misogyny you're so partial to

Real talk. The only help for me is a tight punanny when and how I'd like.

That is my remedy, not a therapist, a therapist or heroine or marijuana are for something more minor like PTSD or schizophrenia or possession (dissociative-personalities [foreign personalities]).

A dominatrix would make things worse.

I guarantee a female sex-slave would set me right instantaneously.

If she's a supermodel, of course. With ranged emotions.

Originally posted by Stringer
So true Scribs. Can't fix crazy on the web
Yeah exactly, Sancty said "it's better that he's here where we can monitor him and make sure he doesn't go all Eric and Dylan on us" (I'm paraphrasing there) but tbh I think he needs a nice ol' permaban so he can stop getting so worked up about this place

Originally posted by Scribble
Maybe that's what you think you need, but I reckon you'd be better off with a nice, strong, clever woman to put you in your place, maybe fix some of that nasty misogyny you're so partial to
I'd like her to be intelligent, but the other part is the method that my misogyny feeds off of.

I respond positively to positives, negatively to negatives - and I'm as clever as I have to be to commit the greater act of cruelty and get away with it.

You will not win cause I will not lose.

Originally posted by Scribble
Yeah exactly, Sancty said "it's better that he's here where we can monitor him and make sure he doesn't go all Eric and Dylan on us" (I'm paraphrasing there) but tbh I think he needs a nice ol' permaban so he can stop getting so worked up about this place
You can't monitor me. I had hackers trying that up until recently when I went poof from their radars.

I warned this "HomeGroupUser$" on another forum what I could do.

I'm not going to win or lose 'cause I'm not competing, races are for losers. I like to take my time and judge myself on my own merits rather than the things that I've done better than other people. But yeah, whatever works for you, man. I'm sure you have it sorted (I'm not being sarcastic btw, I genuinely mean that)

Originally posted by Scribble
I'm not going to win or lose 'cause I'm not competing, races are for losers. I like to take my time and judge myself on my own merits rather than the things that I've done better than other people. But yeah, whatever works for you, man. I'm sure you have it sorted (I'm not being sarcastic btw, I genuinely mean that)
I'm talking about your entire begrudging mind-frame about how "helping me" is going to work.

Because we both no that's the opposite of what you'd like to do.

None of us on here want to monitor you, that's my point.

I don't want to be responsible for trying and failing to stop a murder/suicide situation, that's just not my scene y'know