I'm going to bring my weed and my Coppola Red wine. Drink about a whole bottle after I spent the day chillaxin with my buddies there, high on weed. But when the cover of night comes, when everyone knows I'm stoned, I'm drinking the Sicilian Wine and getting me some of that mental nerve action and maybe pussy if I'm lucky.
My cousin, the Ex Marine, he knows not to fusks with me when I'm drunk.
was tryina to keep me away from the alcohol, pressed it into me and shit, the glass bottle, we tossled
I was too drunk at first
got up, "wait a minute! He did not just punk me!"
Take my shirt off, get a sweep single and put him in a chokehold
I still regret that, but now he knows to the objective is to not let me get drunk cause I'm an asshat.
Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
My 4 year old just met 3 famous country singers at the rodeo (he wants to learn to ride horses and rope cattle).Kenny Chesney, Toby Keith and Jason Aldean. They are sitting right behind them.
Now thats impressive. I know a girl that would kill for a chesney autograph