The 2,000,000th post game

what are you eating

Originally posted by Spawningpool
🙁 my gf broke up with me because I wouldn't take her virginity

dude they just straight up head on crashed into each at full speed and came out of it as if it was just some little rear ended bump!

Originally posted by \\W//
whaaaat

yeah thats totally fine

i'm sorry for you man petpet

watching furious 7 with japanese subtitles, safe guess it's japanese

cars dropping from planes and shit this is how you play with hot wheels alright!

why not watch it with no subtitles

i've never watched any of them movies

its a stream don't got much of a choice!

just now i realized i could watch it in less shitty quality!

In 2 hours, we'll find out the gender of our baby. shock

oh boy dancing....or girl! pinkdancing

Originally posted by NewLanceWindu
In 2 hours, we'll find out the gender of our baby. shock

And now, as a question of etiquette, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

oh yea missandei doy!

Originally posted by Quincy
And now, as a question of etiquette, do I give you the ass or the crotch?

Col. James Faith: They were nice funerals.

MacGruber: Yeah. What did you think of my eulogies?

Col. James Faith: Very touching. I might have cut back on the F-words a little.

MacGruber: Well, they were ****ing great guys. And this is a ****ing ******* of a day.

MacGruber: How's your nose, rookie?

Lt. Dixon Piper: It's fine. I just banged it into a giant vagina.

MacGruber: So, my face is a vagina, huh? Well, I bet you wish your nose was a dick... so you could **** butts.

I wish stupidity was painful-Anton LaVay