Originally posted by Oneness
I just masturbated for OVER AN HOUR didn't cum, put on a broccoli rubber bands to keep the blood in there.Ever pissed with an erection 5 times in a row?
Shit hurts.
But my testosterone has to be through the rough cause I'll murder a hitmant for some poontang right about now. Track him down, climb in his window, I'll fukin do it for THE MAN. I'd die for MY PEOPLE.
They want me to make money, I know. I agree, my own crib, terms and conditions.
One of my biggest problems is that when I dream I dream about weight-lifting and pussy.
I once had a dream about a wallet full of cash.
One time, out of hundreds of sex dreams.
I'm smart as hell, but look at my drive. It's all misplaced. Whores care about money, nothing else. Money makes them wet, not a big dick, cute face, round butt or washboard body.
All women care about is a dude who's able to earn and take care of himself. That's impressive.
Both my grandfathers embody that, but they probably had enough pussy to satiate them before they even went from bottom to top.
Seriously, a printing company and the other grandad was a banker. They had poverty-line inheritance. Right now what you're seeing is a joke, an apple that has made it across the world from the tree it fell from. THAT should be what I worry about, not a powerful gang, that I can't do anything about.
Despite the knowledge of it that I happened upon out of sheer circumstance.
Except for sex.
Really all I ever wanted.
But there are more looks that don't get me off than there are ones that do.
But when I'm getting it off that's different, all or nothing.
I don't give a ****, plow me into traffic with a monster truck when you see me riding in my sports car for being whatever.
You have a right to kill but you don't have a right to judge me for the things that I like and the things that I can't be "ASSED TO DO", you think Bjarne is a rich lazy bum? No. It's a problem isn't it? Fuk yea, pussy btcih . Fuk everyone and everything.
In the end all you people are mental midgets compared to me, ya'll just try too hard. STOP THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING AND STOP GIVING A FUK JUST GIVE UP BEFORE I SHUT YOU PEOPLE DOWN MYSELF